Tanner calls an uber
the uber shows up and tanner and cash open the doors
"where are you guys going?" Bartholomew the uber driver asks
"the hospital dumb bitch!" cash replied
Tanner looks at cash and smiles "everything is gonna be okay hubby" said tanner
"were not even married yet but okay bbg" cash replies in confusion
cash grabs tanners hand and they stare at each other
the uber takes a fast turn and cash and tanner fall into a kiss
"whoopsie me I'm so clumsy and quirky hehe" Bartholomew jokes
tanner pushes cash back in embarrassment "i-I'm sorry I didn't mean to" tanner claims
"its okay stinky butt crack poor looking ass monkey, I liked it" cash replies then gives a smile
they start making out, "OH SHIT OWWW I FORGOT MY WATER IS BREAKING OUT MY ASS"
"Okay here's ur destination" the uber kick their asses out of the car
tanner and cash run-up to the receptionist
"hi my name is tanner Mitchell and my "bae" is currently in labour can we please see a doctor, immediately!"
"I NEED A DOCTOR STAT!" the assistant exclaims
tanner and cash get pulled into the surgery room, "hello my name is dr Eggman ill be helping you with your baes child, now please leave the room or else it will get messy" the doctor says while putting on his mask and gloves on
tanner walks out of the surgery room and sits down, his legs shaking, he does want to be a father
tanner hears from the other room "now push!" eggman shouts "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" cash screams in agony "MY BUSSY HURTS !!" he shouts
a few moments later he doesn't hear anything... "sir you can come in now!" the nurse exclaimed
tanner busts through the door and is in shock
in his mind: "why tf does my baby look like Shrek had intercourse with Tinky winky the Teletubby"
"it's a beautiful baby nonbinary bc gay rights!!" dr Eggman exclaimed while doing the gay hand thing
cash looked at tanner " oh yeah I'm half Shrek so that's why he looks like this, idk where the Teletubby came in tho"
tanner picks up the baby from cashes arms "they're gorgeous, what should we name them?"
"hm.... #gayrights!" cash ordered tanner
"agree with you so much..." tanner replies with love in his eyes
And that's how I got here! Now I live with my hot ass bae and my beautiful nonbinary child! thanks for listening, and stay gay!<3
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Remy x Tanner Wedding (gone wrong, not clickbait!!)
RomanceTanner gets married to Remy, cash energetics and rushes over and crashes the wedding, what will happen next?!??!
