*By the river*
Blair: It's almost over... Wow.
(C) Blair: If you haven't figured it out by now, I came here for two reasons. One, to get away from my disgusting family. And two, if I win, I'm using that money to leave and be by myself. This concluding means that I've gotta go back home ... Something I really don't wanna do.
*Jesse is sitting on the hill at the outskirt of the island*
Jesse: Wow the island looks beautiful from up here. Shame today's the last day.
(C) Jesse: I can't believe that this is almost over. This journey has been amazing. I'm so grateful to be in this finale ... I honestly didn't think I had what it took to get here. I've never been a confident person, never really a people person, not too social ... But this game helped me branch out. Taught me to trust myself. It's all thanks to people like Willow, Levi, Jordan, Iris, even Khandi and Blair, that really made me enjoy my time here. I had to fight my way here through the middle of the game, but I'm more than ready to win that money today!
*All the eliminated contestants have returned*
Michelle: Greetings everyone! Good to see that everyone has returned, hehe. Jesse, Blair, please report to the main hub pronto!
*In the main hub*
Michelle: Welcome final two! Here we are. The last day of the competition! How does it feel?
Blair: Not different than any other day.
Jesse: Honestly, yeah nothing feels that different. I'm excited though!
Michelle: Wow, fun crowd, are we? Well, you've done what the other 18 hopefuls were trying to do: make the first finale of the series!
Now, follow me to where the others are! Hehe.
*Everyone is sitting on #TeamJesse except Chloe, Serena, Krystal and Khandi*
Jesse: Oh wow, did they pick teams?
Blair: I better have the one with 14 people.
Michelle: They're just showing their support! The one with 14 people are Jesse's supporters and the one with 4 people are Blair's.
(C) Jesse: I can't help but feel a little bad for Blair...
Chloe: Fuck you Jesse. And fuck you Blair. But less than Jesse.
Blair: How sweet.
Willow: You can do this Jesse, woohoo! We'll be cheering for ya!
Levi: Win it for us man, you got this!
Iris: We believe in you!
Penny: Omg yes, haha! Plus, you're really freaking hot!
Jesse: Ha, thanks guys ... And Penny.
Michelle: Onto the final challenge! Chefette has cooked her secret, special amazing dish that has the most specific ingredients in it, and it will make any animal go crazy for it once they take a smell of it.
Chefette: Don't make me blush... Fml.
Michelle: Hehe, however, they're hidden in the forest, concealed so the aroma doesn't get out. Your first task is to find Chefette's special dish, and then use it to tame any animal of your choice! Choose wisely though, hehe. After you have tamed them, you've gotta ride them in a good old fashioned race around the island! You must go up the hill, press the buzzer at the top, and then go back down, around the lake, and to the finish line at the main hub. Whoever crosses the finish line first on their animal, will win the one million dollars! Any questions?
Jesse: What if we—
Chefette: Boy, no one ever asks any questions, smh. You goon. Fml.
Jesse: ... Alright then.
Michelle: Your final challenge starts... Now!
Jesse: Okay, the forest, should be a little South of here and good to go.
(C) Jesse: There's a lot going on in this challenge, so I've got to multitask. I decided to think about what animal I want as I run to the forest. Should save some time, I hope.
Jesse: A jaguar! Ah! That would be perfect. They're fast, I think I've seen one around here before.
*Jesse and Blair run at the same time*
Blair: Why are you so close?
Jesse: We're going to the same place...
Blair: Ugh, whatever. It doesn't matter. I've been waiting for this moment all season long. I deserve this.
Jesse: Props to you for that. But I won't let you win because of that.
Blair: I don't want you to let me win, I wanna win this because I'm fucking good at this shit.
Jesse: Why are you so vulgar and aggressive?
Blair: You wouldn't get it.
Jesse: Try me.
Blair: Well now is not the fucking time.
Jesse: Alright, suit yourself I guess. I know I don't open up much, but maybe it'll help you.
Blair: Gee, thanks dad — Jesse.
Jesse: Did you just call me dad?
Blair: No... Shut up.
(C) Blair: He doesn't deserve to know. At least not yet. I need to focus on the challenge...
*In the forest*
Blair: Okay, where the fuck is this meal?
Jesse: Screaming at the trees is a pretty efficient way of finding it.
Blair: Did I ask?
Jesse: You didn't have to.
Blair: You make me feel—
Jesse: Like a woman? ;)
Blair: I fucking hate you.
Jesse: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Blair: You literally are just like my father...
Jesse: Oh? So that dad remark before was—
Blair: Shut up. We're not talking about it.
Jesse: Blair, do you have problems at home?
Blair: It's nothing that you need to or should care about. Just look for your stupid food..
(C) Jesse: I knew there had to be something to justify her behavior... But wow, I feel bad...
*They both find the meal and proceed*
(C) Blair: The only animal I could think of was an elephant. I already know where they are. Plus if he sits on Jesse he's good as dead.
*By the river*
Jesse: Okay, where would a jaguar be ... Wait, cata hate water, what am I doing here? Dumb Jesse dumb...
*Hippo approaches Jesse*
Jesse: Uh, the heck? A hippo?
*Hippo makes noises*
Jesse: Um, heh, sorry, you can't have this.
*In the lake*
*All the elephants are trumpeting*
Blair: Yeah, you want this?
*Elephant trumpets*
Blair: Yeah, you want this?
*Elephant trumpets*
Blair: Why the fuck am I talking to an elephant. Just eat the damn thing.
*Blair feeds the elephant and it starts to jump up and down*
Blair: Excellent. Now let's go squash the competition! Literally! *rides the elephant*
(C) Blair: No way ding dong dick Jesse can find an animal faster and more obedient than this elephant.
*Jesse finds a jaguar*
Jesse: Aha, finally! ... Now, how do I do this?
(C) Jesse: I probably should have taken it into consideration that this feline could probably eat me in like a minute... Here goes nothing.
Jesse: Hey there little fella, wanna treat?
*Jaguar growls*
Jesse: That's a good jaguar ... Here ya go!
*Jesse feeds the jaguar and it starts to jump up and down*
Jesse: God bless you Chefette. I don't know what's in that, but I won't question it! Let's go!
*Jesse rides the jaguar*
*Down the hill*
*Jesse's jaguar stops right before the hill*
Jesse: Woah, what's up boy? It's just a little incline, you can do it.
*Jaguar goes up the hill*
*Blair's elephant stops right before the hill*
Blair: Come on you big blubber ball! Go up the hill!
*Elephant trumpets*
Blair: Don't give me attitude you fucking--
*ManBearPig comes over*
Blair: Holy fuck just do something Charlie!
*Elephant flings ManBearPig into the sky*
Blair: ... Well it looks like I've raised you right.
*Elephant goes up the hill*
*At the top of the hill*
Jesse: *hits buzzer* We're good to go Mr. Jaguar!
*Jaguar growls*
Jesse: Oh... Are you a female?
*Jaguar jumps up and down*
Jesse: Ooo, my bad, Mrs. Jaguar! Heh.
*Blair arrives on top of the hill*
Blair: Well well well, look who it is.
Jesse: Blair. Ready to have that convo yet?
Blair: Do I look like I'm ready?
(C) Blair: Why does he care so much?...
Blair: Alright, do you really wanna know?
Jesse: I mean yeah, but it's your choice.
Blair: You remind me of my father. Very quiet. Very smart. Too smart. He lashes out on my mother, who is very loud. They do not gel well.
Jesse: So you think I act like your father -- Wait when have I lashed out?
Blair: You haven't... I've just been scared that you would and that it would bring back memories...
Jesse: Blair I wouldn't do that, I'm not like that. And you don't have to be scared of me... The cat and the elephant on the other hand, a little bit.
*Jaguar growls and elephant trumpets*
Blair: Whatever... Are you happy that you know now?
Jesse: I mean, no... I feel bad. I had no idea that you had such an awful time at home, I'm sorry. I'd rather be there for you than yell at you though.
Blair: ... Yeah, well ... I don't need that.
Jesse: Well, if you do. I'll always be around... Thanks for opening up. I think Mrs. Jaguar is getting ancy though, so we gotta go. Good luck!
*As Jesse and the jaguar are down the hill, the elephant starts running really fast down it*
Jesse: Uh, what was that? Was than an ele--
*The elephant rolls down the hill and everyone goes flinging in the air*
*Jesse and Blair land in the river*
Jesse: Err, now what?
Michelle: Well you two, it appears that you lost your animals ... So we say screw them! It's a foot race now to the finish line! Best of luck!
*Jesse and Blair start running*
Everyone: Woohoo! You go guys! So close!
*Jesse and Blair are almost at the finish line*
Michelle: And the winner is...
