Ruby: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Lightning, used to Ruby being dumb: Sure...
Ruby: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Lightning: Okay?
Ruby: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Lightning:
Ruby: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Lightning: Jesus, that one is a little-
Flower, interested: No, no, Ruby, keep going.
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