You the reader is Astrid's little sister you are one year apart Astrid is 15 and you are 14 and and hiccup is 15. And you are friends with hiccup from the beginning, and Astrid doesn't want you to be making mistake's like him" But you don't care wha...
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(Boy narrating) This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing death. It's lactated solidly on the meridian of misery. My village. In a word sturdy. It's been here for seven generations,but every single building is new. We have fishing,hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problem is the pests. You see most places have mice or mosquitoes. A boy opens the door to see a dragon in front of it. We have... The boy closes the door because this one shoots fire out of its mouth. ...dragons. Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues. My names Hiccup. Great name I know. But it's no the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like are charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that. A Viking thought Hiccup was a defiant so the Viking attack him. But then realized it was Hiccup. Ahhhhh!!! Morning! Vikings: What are you doing here!? Get inside! What are you doing out!? Get back inside! Then someone grabbed Hiccup and pulled him back before he got hurt. Hiccup! What is he doing..? What are you doing out?! Get inside! (Hiccup)That's Stoick the Vast, chief of the tribe. They say when he was a baby, he popped a dragons head clean off its shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes, I do. Stoick: what have we got? Viking: Gronckles, Nadder's Zippilebacks. Oh and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare. Stoick: Any Night Furies? V Viking: None so far. Stoick: Good. Another Viking: Hoist the torches! Gobber: Oh! Nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd be carry off! Hiccup: Who me? Come on, I'm way to muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all this. Hiccup shows off his arms. Goober:Well. They don't need toothpicks. Don't they? (Hiccup)TheMeathead with attitude. And interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice since I was little. Well littler. Stoick: We move to the lower defenses. We'll counterattack with the catapults. (Hiccup)See? Old village,lots and lots of new houses. Viking: Fire! (Someone)Let's go! (Hiccup) That's Fishlegs, Snoutlout, TheTwins Ruffnut Tuffnut, Astrid, and Y/N. Oh their job is so much cooler Goober: Eh! Hiccup: Come on, Let me out, please. I need to make my mark. Gobber sets down Hiccup. Gobber: You've made plenty of marks, all in the wrong places. Hiccup: Please,two minutes, I'll kill a dragon. My life will infinitely better. I might even get a date with Y/N. Gobber: You can lift a hammer, can't swing an axe. Gobber holds some rocks with rope tied to it. You can even hold one if theses! Hiccup: Ok fine, but this will throw it for me. Hiccup shows a throwing thing? Idk what's it called 😭😭😭 forgive me! A Viking gets hit with it. Ohhh!
Gobber: See! Now this right here is what I'm talking about! Hiccup: Mild calibration issue. Gobber: Hiccup! Gobber says annoyed. If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons... you need to stop all this. Gobber says point to Hiccup. Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me? Gobber:Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you. Hiccup: Oh... Gobber: Oh, Yes. Hiccup: You sir are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw Vikingness contained. There will be consequences! Gobber: I'll take my chances. Sword sharpen now. Gobber hands Hiccup a sword. (Hiccup) One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon...is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least notice. Gronckles are tough. Taking one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status.
