"It seems everyone is here, this is all the Akudama teammates I got for you guys" the cat stated, 'then that means that this is Black Cat' she sigh, it seem like a robot from what the other said, 'ah when did this guy come here' Swindle wonder as she looks as this small-time gangster lookalike with a stupid green hairstyle, attempting to persuade the cat to remove his necklace off, or more accurately, begging the cat to do so.
"I didn't include you in this plan, but your presence here right now is a testament to your abilities, so I'll allow you to tag along" Black Cat responds, 'he actually is a rando' she snickers, "This mission that I need you for is attacking Shinkansan" everyone seems interested from that line alone, and a 1 billion for the rewards too, as Black Cat was detailing their plan, there were loud sounds from outside, 'I believe the guards are here,' she think, and it seemed Black Cat have a destination in mind.
~Time skip~
As Swindle look around this shabby bus stop, "This is supposed to be the fastest way to get to the abandoned warehouse we need" Black Cat said, "so we need a bus huh?" she complained, "this place is too shabby, the bus won't come here, it looks like it got abandoned"
"If it's a bus we need than" said the black guy from before as he jumped straight from here up to a bus, robot eye seem to have a thing to control the bus, as it slowly gets closer to here with his hand motioning.
'Ah, why won't Cutthroat shut up about red' Swindle complain 'i know he is crazy but not this type of crazy', as she sitting there she overheard from that gangster looker like guy from before that he has a 500.000.000 sentence, 'ah that definitely a lie' she thinks 'and it looks like that muscle guy from before is stupid, he completely buying it',
"Ah 500.000.000, that impressive" she said, sarcasm dripping from her voice, 'and he can't tell what sarcastic is from the look of that' she thinks as she looks at muscle for brain taking what she said for literally and continues praising that fake guy, as she was distracted with this, Cutthroat start running around the bus yelling "Red" while he presses every red button he sees...
'...And he has press something at the control panel' Swindle facepalm, the bus warning start-up, painting the whole bus red with it light, that seem to excited Cutthroat more.
Swindle run to the driving room "Where are we heading" she yell, and that guy have the nerve to shrug, "Ugh! useless" she said, the bus alarm start up again, 'ahh we heading straight at a hotel' she internally scream as she hurry to take something out from her backpack, that gum from before, taking one out she hold it in her hand for the right moment, as the bus go through the wall of the hotel she crush the candy and throw it out the bus window, it expand rapidly and stuck the bus in to place.
'Another lost of money' she sigh, as she got out from the bus she see muscle for brain got out from under a bunch of rubble yelling about something, how he got out and got buried under rubble like that in the first place she have no idea, "Ahh-" she shouted, almost falling after her shoe got stuck on some of the bubblegum but Cutthroat caught her, "Ah pink is a pretty color, it is a color you have from mixing red and white but it just doesn't have the passion of pure red" he started rambling, 'i can't believe i almost thank him' she thought, "Ah i decided, you belong to me now, no body can have you" he said suddenly, 'What a weirdo' she think.
Suddenly lasers start shooting at them, everyone ran over to cover as muscle head takes all the police robots down, 'i guess he does have some use' Swindle lamented.
As they were discussing what to do, muscle found an empty room. 'A very fancy empty room' she thinks as she walks around and looks at the interior.
It seems everyone is introducing themselves, "So who are you anyway," robot eye or as he stated Hacker asks her, "I'm Swindle", "Swindle? never heard of them" Doctor said, "Well of course you don't, if you do then I have done a very bad job of wiping my criminal record" she claim, "You can mess with the police database?, not even I can do that" Hacker exclaimed, "Well it one of the tricks of mine, can't let them know if I want to continue having access to the Seal Center" she replied, "You have access to the whole Kansai information network?" Hacker continues more surprised, Swindle just smiles at him.
~Time skip~
Black Cat is explaining about their mission when suddenly the door bust in, walk in was 2 people, one small lady and a man with his mouth covered, as they took out their police badge, it shows (Killing certificate), 'ah so the executioner is finally here' she thought.
Brawler jump straight at them and start fighting the lady, Cutthroat jump in and try to stab her eyes out but the other man intervene and fight him a bit before defenestrated him, 'ah look like Hacker already gone with the cat' Swindle think as she looks around and can't find them anywhere, hm Courier seems to have fallen, sitting at the wall like that, 'well he can't pay me back if he dead' she thinks as she presses the small gemstone hidden on her bracelet, it shoots out and makes a laser blade.
{Like in the picture above but neon pink}
As the laser makes a noise switching on, the police lady look at her and points her device up "What! not even a sentence, what a person like you doing here", it seems this coincidentally saves Hoodlum from her as he runs over to hide behind Swindle, "Of course you can't see her sentences, she is Swindle, the one that can even hack the police database" he yells at the police lady, "What! that impossible!" the police lady sound shock, suddenly a motorcycle crash in from the window and hit the police lady.
Swindle can see Courier saying something to the executioner as his motorcycle open up the front and stuck out a lazer rail gun looking thing, hitting the executioner man right in the chest while also exploding the building where they stand.
~Time skip~
As we sit around the fireplace in a abandoned warehouse, Black Cat start talking about how they didn't take into account the executioners but they can make it work with a new plan, "Would you like to take part in this plan Swindle" Black Cat asks her, "I'm in, it not like I have anything else to do anyway" Swindle answer them.
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-Akudama Menace-
Fanfiction(2023) Warning: This is an abandoned work, i am not gonna chance myself on suffering the 'Fanfic author curse' the 3 time, 2 time is already enough, i am not making this a pattern An Akudama Drive AU What if Swindle is who she said she is? What if...
