It's been a hell of a time. I find out my grandma is not only a secret grilled cheese spy...but....she...is...also...something else.
She is drake. drake the motherfucking rapper. You know jimmy from degrassi who got shot by that mustered chicken guy. Yeah that drake. How did I find out well it's a long story but I'll tell you how.
Never Mind to hard to. Let's just say that there was a tennis ball involved. It's been 50 days knowing this information. I don't know what to do anymore. How will I get Apple pie to love me? How do I react to my grandma being drake? How do I listen to his/her music about sexy stuff knowing that it's actually my grandma? How DO I MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH?
BYE CHESSEDICKS AND STAY STEMY
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OH GRILLED CHEESE
RomanceToday is a day for my grilled cheese sandwich. I promise a grilled cheese sandwich to you and I will eat it. Weather I have to swim through all the oceans I will get that sandwich. IF I HAVE TO KILL A BEAR WITH MY BEAR HANDS (no pun intended) I WILL...
