Popular FNaF ships that shouldn't exist.

Cursed Ship No. 1

Let's start things off with my least favourite popular ship for very many reasons:

Micheal x Ennard

This is somehow one of the most popular ships I've seen, and I have no idea why. First of all, Ennard is all of the funtimes, hence him saying "There's a piece of me in every body" both on teasers and on ucn (I think it's on ucn atleast, I haven't really checked I'm just writing crap down) Meaning CB is there. And CB is possessed by Elizabeth meaning Micheal is Dating his sister, and it would count as pedophilia too because Micheal is alot older than Elizabeth is.

Also Bloody fucking hell, stop shipping Humans with Animatronics, it's just... Weird. An' apart from the incest side of things, I don't understand why some people make Ennard come back for Micheal, Micheal was a skinsuit just so Ennard could escape outside and the only time they met again was FNaF 6 pizza sim but not exactly face to face, because for endings to happen jumpscares wouldn't be canon otherwise Mike would have likely been torn to shreds or sum shit.

If you ship this please seek therapy. I'm worried for your future if this is the kinda shit you ship.