Have you ever wondered why the world is the way it is?
Why people do what they do; why people steal, why a person hurts their family?
why a person doesn't have a family?
why people with families don't like the people within their families?
Why does grandma still exercise? Why
is anything with caffeine, the superior drink?
Why have I not bungee jumped off of the grand Canyon yet?
Do old people still have sex?
I think of these random things all the time and yet they don't always have anything to do with me and yet .. When I saw my boyfriend sleeping with my auntie, instead of thinking
" how could he do this to me?!! HE'S GUNNA DIE!!! ", I thought-" damn my auntie can still bend like that?"
They stop to look at me wide eyed, I mean I would too if ur supposed girlfriend/niece were watching you "Get.that.dick" instead of pointing the ol' MK47 at their sorry asses... A great opportunity missed; a minute of silence for my stupidity please.
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"Change the sheets when you're done please and thank you ".
As I was walking down the stairs I realized-
" this ain't no hotel !", I speedily started running up the stairs, whipping out one of my many weapons from my bra, this time it was was a katana (don't ask readers) and I busted down the door only to see a round two going on.
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The Right Weapon
HumorAbout a crazy lady, with a great sense of humor that meets with a this other, person who has never laughed in his life when they meet one day in a bar will she swing her weapon? (I'm bad at descriptions)
