Super Man

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Villain: Is it a bird?
Random kid: Yup right in that tree.
Villain: Is it a plane
Random kid: Yup right up there *points at a Qantas*
Villain: No No No little idiot its superman
Random kid: oh Yay
Villain: Change those words yay to Dang It!!
Random kid: Could you please speak English.
Villain: I am
Random kid: oh sorry I'm telling you weren't using grammar
Villain: You know what I'm going to kill you while you're free. *lets random kid go*
Random kid: Dad could you please come.
Superman: Now lets see time to smash you.
Villain: Uh-Oh HEEEEEELP ME!!!!!!!!

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