Evergreen:Mystogan, I get e-mails from a stupid cat, so nothing sounds crazy. anymore.
Happy:Why did you repeat that?
Dante:Fun.
Mystogan:So who do you wanna ask.
Gray:Who?
Erza:Natsu is a genius so maybe him?
Gajeel:I still can't believe Salamander can have a brain.
Gray:You and me both.
Dante:Even I was surprised there is a universe where Natsu have a brain.
Author:As the author even I'm surprised.
Natsu:HEYYYYYYY!AND...
Natsu look up to yell at the author
Natsu:HOW ARE YOU SUPRISED?!
Author:That I can't understand either.
The screen show a cabin in the woods, at the bank of a lake.It show Natsu walking outside and sitting outside what looks like a tiny shed.
Natsu clap his hand
Natsu:Chow time!
He seems to be speaking to Someone.
Natsu:Maguna?Naisha Dragneel?You want some lunch?
Natsu:Naisha?
Zeref: Dragneel?
Dante:Your daughter idiot.
Wendy:Mr Natsu child!
Natsu:I LAID AN EGG!
Gray:Your wife is Lucy.She is the one who gave birth.
Natsu:Lucy laid an egg?!
Lucy:OF COURSE NOT!
Everyone sweatdrop.
Acnologia:Did I really lost to this idiot?
Zeref:Apparently yes.
Sting:I just noticed.August is
Zeref son and Naisha is Mr Natsu son so that means the child of Natsu is August
Cousin.And also she is Zeref and Mavis Nephew.
Yukino: You're right!
Mavis/Zeref:My nephew!
August:My cousin.
Dante:PFFFF.IMAGINE HAVING A 99 YEAR OLD GEEZER AS YOUR COUNSIN!HAHAHAHA!
Natsu:But how was she born if Lucy didn't laid an egg.
Dante:You put your D inside Lucy hole and that's it.
Wendy:What?
Lucy blush brightly.
Makarov:One way to put it.
Gildart:If there is a hole there is a way.
Cana: You three are disgusting.
Natsu:I don't get it?
Dante/Makarov/Gildart:
Basically you fuck Lucy.End Of Story.Don't ask any more questions
Lucy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU!
Natsu:I DON'T GET IT!
Dante: Let's continue.
Natsu:But....
Erza:Natsu don't ask any more questions
"Define lunch or be disintegrated",A girl with long pink hair walks out in front of Natsu. This was Naisha Dragneel,and she was at least 3 years old.
