●Shrek and Lord Farquaad had a very gruesome break dance battle and whoever won would win Fiona's heart but Fiona was in love with barbie.
●He also had a threesome with Jay Why Pee and slave Jiafei in the badussy world but then Captain Nicky Minajium dragged Shrek by his ears and that's how they got so large like his big massive cock.
●Shrek and Donkey had a very steamy hook up. His juicy ass lips touched Donkey's very plump lips and they made out. This very steamy hook up happened on the grave of Shrek's Dad bc Shrek's Dad thought that he was the disappointment of the family bc he was gay. Plus he wanted revenge.
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Shrek's Secret Life
FanfictionThese are some very private things about Shrek that he thought people would never find out..... This story includes and other random characters. We update whenever we fell like it there isn't a program. Creators: Me and @maduvala
