Not - So - perfect (sandhir shots) COMPLETED

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Not-So-Perfect (shot-1)

"randhir chhodo mujhe... plzz... pari uth jaaegi.." sanyu said {pari their 5 months old daughter} .."ohh C'mon sanyukta... ek to jab bhe tumhe pakadta hu to tumhe maza aata hai upar se aise drama q karti aur saath me blush bhe ... aur dusri baat pari soh gae hai aur who atlest 2 hr n 30 min se pehle ni uth sakti....." randhir said... "aahh radhir plzz subha subha apni yeh perfect giri start mat karo... " she said... "u know what u jealous of.... Me ... akhir me itna intelligent aur perfect jo hu..... fir bhe mene tumhe pasand kiya... jabki jab mene tumhe first time dikha tha to DONKEY ban kar ghum rae thi..." he giggled... "oohh hello ... apne aap ko dekha hai kisi alien se kam ni ho agar tumhe yaad na ho to me tuhe yaad diladu uss din kya hua tha....."she said...

FLASH BACK..........

"ooyy khoteyon... chheti chheti kar sare kaam" manju was shouting ..... "ohh ki hoya manju ji q itna hyper ho rae ho.." asked her husband... "o g dekho na ladke wale aane wale hai aur tyariyan bhi puri ni hue hai..... aur yeh sanyu kithe reh gai...... ooyyyy meher ... kithe mar gae.." she shouted at meher "yes mom what happen... me apna post adhura chhod ke aai hu... apko pata hai dad mene 30 min se kuch post ni kiya hai fb par" she said... "oyy chup kar aur apni didi nu bula ladke wale aa rae hai.." she said "di to kisi bachon ki creep si party me gae hai...." She said n left..............

Well here the arrival of dulha side has done.... "aur bataiye harsh ji kya karte hai randhir ji.." kishor start the convo.... Before harsh can say any thing randhir interrupted "well I have done my mechanical engineering from ZIN USA...best engineering college in the world. Now m handling our family business... vesse me khudaka kuchh set up karna chahta tha but momne mujhe permission ni di....." he was introducing himself non-stop .... "bas beta bas... bohot ho gaya unhe tunhare upar book ni likhni hai to chup ho jao ..." his mom said while greeting her teethes "mmm beta ghar kaisa laga.... Aur tum to kuch kha he ni rae ..... lagta hai Sharma raha hai munda..." she giggled... "mm aunty ghar achha hai bus yeh apki clock 45 sec peeche hai n han me issiliye kuch ni khaa raha q k oily food se mujhe loose motion start ho jaate hai....." he started again.... "mmm randhir.... Jao jaake sanyukta se millo thik hai ...." She said ... "vese mom mera man to bil kul ni kar raha but agar aap keh rae ho to thik hai ...." He said n left the place.... "mmm abhi bacha hai na so thoda... " renuka said... "ni ni koi gal ni ji " said manju .....

Well here randhir saw a girl wearing a costume of DONKEY ...... she was about to fall but he hold her ... well they shared a short eye lock ..... "sanyukta di........... " meher shouted at them ..... "di jaldi jao apne room me warna mom.. apko...." She said.... "oo terii ...." Sanyukta said n left ........ "yeh tumhari didi hai jisse me dekhne aaya hu..." he asked her doubtfully "yess..... kaisi lagi.." she asked him back..."ek no. ki GADHI " he said.. "what..." she said.... "I mean gadhe ki dress pehen k aaegi to gadhhi he boluga na....." he said... "wohhh.. kya hai na didi ka apna orphanage hai .... So unnhe bacho k liye yeh sab kiya di bhi na uff..." she said.... N she left .... Randhir smile at this.......................

"mm... ab kuch bologe bhi..."sanyukta started the convo... "mm... han.. wohh... mujhe tumse kuchh Q.. puchne hai na.... aur bahar jaake sabko bolna hai ki humne ek dusre ko pasand ni kiyaa..." he said annoyingly but sanyu got exited about this... "tumhe bhe shadi ni karni yess.... So ab jaldi se apne wohh ghise pithe swal puchho like khana banna ata hai ya ni wagera wagera.. bla bla .... " she said ... "oohh hello ghise pite sawal m me tumhe batata hu Q kisse kehte hai ruko ... I want a pen papper " he said .. and took a napkin n pen... he wrote an equation to solv n give to her... "what yeh kya hai.... Mom ne to mujhe kuch aur he q ratwaethe......" she said... "to zaruri hai k sab kuchh syllabus me se aae...." He said while smirking a bit .... Now sanyukta got angry n she gave him a deadly look .... Randhir got scared "ooyyy real panjaban hu me mujhe challenge karega tu han abhi batati hu tujhe..." she said n going to hit him ... but meher come there n said "sab bula rae hai jaldi chalo neeche..." sanyu gave him a deadly look n left with meher... "hashhh bach gaya...." He said n he also left

"to dono bacho se puchh lete hai k unki kya marzi hai ..." kishor said... randhir was going to declare his decision but her mom interrupted "randhir taiyaar hai..." she said.. "but mom..." he said.. "chup ekdum .... Me bol rae hu na yes means yes " she said... n showed her big eyes... which made randhir shut his mouth .. And same happened with sanyukta..... well both of them look at each other like a kid who was force fully sent to school ........

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