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The second incorrect quotes book. Cover by me. Updates in this one aren't the most consistent, but I'll try to post new quotes regularly.

Pizza

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by Old_Timey_Boyfriend

by Old_Timey_Boyfriend

Flora: Florian, I know you were up all night last night protecting the Academy, but get up!

Florian: Ugh. Fuck off!

Flora: The forest is actively in danger right now, get your ass out of bed.

Florian: I literally do not care.

Flora: I have vegan pizza.

Florian: *Gets up immediately* YoU hAvE pIzZa?

(This goes out to everyone else who didn't sleep very well last night) (I got, like, 5 hours, fml)