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(2) Saiki x Naruto

This was requested by cRosSoVeRsHipPeRr

No ship yet lol~~>_<~~

Sadistic and Sarcastic Kusuo because why not?

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Ah yes, Kusuo our favorite protagonist. This adorable coffee jelly boy was enjoying his coffee jelly on the couch while watching some TV.

He gets ready to take a spoonful and of jelly and eat it but he is interrupted when he begins to feel dizzy and fall down.

Kusuo's POV:

I fell down from the ground again...?

"And I'm a kid, shit!"

"Did I teleport somewhere...unintentionally..?"

"Hey! Who are you?!"

A boy with bright yellow hair and a type of headband around his forehead that resembled a leaf asked.

"None of your business, now move it!" I said and ran.

"Stupid strawberry fours eyes! I'll teach him a thing or two!"

I read his thoughts and noticed how he began to run fast.

"What the hell?"

I decided to run behind a tree and teleport somewhere else, anywhere away from him.

I teleported on top of what seemed to be a sculpture, maybe a monument, I'm not too sure. It had multiple faces that resembled elderly people.

I decided to catch my breath so I laid my back on the cement that the sculptures were made out of.

The view here looked nice. I saw a ramen restaurant and some other places to eat, there were kids playing around. They also had headbands around their foreheads.

"Are those something everyone here wears? It looks like shit." I thought and snickered.

I began to close my eyes, trying to sleep. The view looked amazing which made me relax.

My body began to relax from the warm rays coming from the sun. My eyes began to close into utter darkness.

"Maybe I'll make it back to my world."

"HAHAHA! Found you four-eyes!" The annoying yellow-haired boy yelled while pointing at me. He had a huge grin on his face which I wanted to smack it off and make him cry.

"What do you want?" I asked.

"To fight you. You don't look too strong anyways, I could probably beat you by only laying my finger on you! Haha!" He laughed and taunted me obnoxiously.

"First off. Your clothes look like ass. Second of all, you look like Denki Kaminari from MHA. Third of all, you smell like shit and ramen. And fourth of all, I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't stop talking." I said and glared at him through my green-tented glasses.

"Fine! Come fight me!" He yelled and growled.

I got up from my comfortable position and groaned. I obviously didn't want to get up but here I am.

Then some random kids came running up.

"Hey guys! Look, Naruto is gonna fight strawberry boy over there!" A boy said while grinning.

"That's right guys! It's only gonna take about two seconds to beat this guy up. Believe it!" 'Naruto' yelled and got in a stance.

"I'm so tired what the fuck."

I stretched and cracked my knuckles.

"I'm really tired but I could fight him, it's been a while anyways."

He got in a middle stance and started doing some hand motions.

I just stood up with my hands in my pockets.

"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" He yelled.

There were lots of Narutos that surrounded me.

They all got up and jumped at me. I teleported and punched each one.

"50 more to go."

I used psychokinesis to lift up rubble from the ground. They had magenta rays around them and flew right towards Naruto or should I say, the army of Narutos.

The rocks followed the clones and demolished each and every one of them.

"That was fast." I thought. And levitated with one leg on top of the other with both of my hands behind my head. And laid back in the air.

The breeze flowed throughout my hair.

"I'm not done yet strawberry! I'm just getting started!" He yelled and did more hand motions.

"SEXY JUTSU!"

"Sexy what?!"

"Daddy~" He said while
Smirking and looking like a girl.

"Eww." My face scrunched up in disgust.

"You don't like this?~" He asked and looked offended.

He changed back into his original form. He looked angry and tired.

"C'mon Naruto! You can beat him easily he looks like a twig!" A kid yelled from the crowd.

"I forgot the bully buster kids were here." I thought and sighed.

"You're right, I can still beat him!" Naruto yelled.

"His confidence and ego are ass."

"I know! I'll provoke him since he isn't doing too much."

"Good luck with that."

"Hey four-eyes!" He yelled and pointed at me.

"Ha! I bet you don't have anyone who cares about you. You think you're so tough just because you can move things around without doing anything! I can easily beat you, you're not that strong. Where are sky of your friends? I don't see 'em. Not to mention I don't see anyone cheering for you. Ha! Pathetic!"

I clenched my fists for some reason.

"Take back what you said." I said in a stern voice.

The ground began to shake violently. Rocks flew up as well as rubble.

Naruto Began tumbling on the ground and fell down.

"HE'S SCARING ME AHHH!"

I flew up into the sky, rising my hand which emitted purple and magenta rays. A huge ball appeared.

"Not so tough now, are you?" I asked in a demanding voice.

"Answer me!" I yelled and made the ground shake from the volume of my voice.

"YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN! JEEZ I WAS JUST KIDDING!" He yelled and held his hands up.

The kids on the ground looked up at me with amazement.

"Should've taken back what you said. Bitch." I said and got ready to slam the ball right on him.

The ball started to disappear suddenly. I felt weak until I noticed that I couldn't move, my body felt numb and before I knew it I passed out.

"We finally found you..Kusuo Saiki."

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Part two maybe? I don't know lol give me some ideas cuss I'm planning on continuing the Saiki x TPN crossover and this Saiki x Naruto crossover so yeah! Peace✨