ths story is dedicated to my friend alex who had an ed sheeran phase when he was younger. also i like seeing him suffer
alex stood in front of his mirror in his room, styling his wig for da convention!!11!!0 he loked at his beutyfull cosplae and said outloud "wow i look groegeoos." he did a silly funny pos and shoeted 'maTERYIEL GWOZrl" but then hiz mom walked! in!.
"SHUSH YOU LOSEr" she said angryly. she shut the door and alex looked back in his mirror in disbeleef. 'why dose my mum such ass" he shoke his head and kept sytling his wig.
"wow im doing such a cool cosplay im bootyful!!! perfect wig to hide my ✨ginger hair✨" alex did a cool hair flip!! cus hes cool!!1!1!
suddenly just then out of no were kuiper materilised behind ales!!! "help why ami in alex room" he looke around confusd. "idk but uyour coming to comic con with me put on any wig you like" alex said.
kuiper chooses a short ginger ig that alex had fro some resonne. "kuiper. why." alex says as kuiper puts it on and starts singing bad habite by ed sherin. alex dies inside watching kuiper put on som e random shambly shaggy loser lookin t shirt and jeans and grabs a guitar. alex has no idea why these things are in his rome. "im cosplaying as ed seermo!!!!!!" kuierr sas as eh puts on a fake ginger beard and... eyeliner??? he becomes the essence of emo ed sheeran.
alex is resisting the urge to cry. he cant cry tho cus hes already got his amkeup on. so he just makes crying noiss as ed kuiper sings ed seerin smgs. the cosplay s uncannily good. this goes on for a while because ed kuiper felt like it. alex looks at the time on his computer "oh my god kuiper were late!!!" he freaks ou t but ed kuiper randomly conjure a portal to comic con!! "wtf" alex says as ed kuoper casuly walks thru. then alex follows cus its the best option he has.
kuiper and alex walk around at comic con epicly!! suddenly they see a hisoka cosplayr!!!
