kuper and alex come face to face with..................................,...........
ED SHEERAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"I see i have a devoted fan..." ed sheeran says from atop his throne of amog us mini crewmates, with a blank perso with Y/N on their face acting s eds footrest
"haha thanks " says kuiper seeran.
"an you..." ed says looking alex directly ... "are so fine. you are so hot bby man."
alex cat hold it i anymore. he breaks down ugly crying. ed gets off his throne, steppin on y/n. he lets out a cry. "UGHHHH ED DADDY~" ed shertna walks towards alecks.
"heyeyyyyyyyyy~"
alex breaks down crying veen more "LEAVE ME ALONE ED POOHEAD!"
ed shsern rips off alexs and kuiprs wigs. "omg a fellow ginger.... you could rule with me!!!111!" he sasy excitedly.
"RULE WHT?" alex snaps while ugly crying ed sheeran grisn and says "whatever you want bby man~"
Suddenly alex punches ed sheeran in the face. Ed flys acros the rome from the forse of alex is pumch becaysw hes strong now and alex and kuiper run out of there as fast as possible. They walk out of a storage closet into comic con. They decided it be better not to risk it and booked it home from comic con
Kuiper and alex are hanging out in alexs room wondering what the actual frick just happened. Kuiper has no idea what posessed him to cosplay ed sheeran or why he could make portals. They decide itd be better not to talk about it ever again and just go about their lives as normal. And then nothing like that ever happened ever again and they lived their lives as normal i am so sorry i wrote this.
A/N i was gonna write ssomething much worse but i just couldnt. It crossed the line even for me, someone who wrote a fricking ed sheeran x reader smut fanfic for fun
