"So tell me y/n.. are you really 4'2?" said Jungkook. "Y-y-yeah.. I am." y/n replied. "let's go home now." Jk said. "Okey!" y/n said like a little kid.
They got home, and jungkook stared into her big beautiful eyes and said.. "i never really realized how much of a guy you looked like." "o-oh.. i do?" "yeah." ...... *crickets* "so.. ugh" jk said trying to break the awkward scilence, "your.. fa- UH I MEAN.. i'm not gay or anything.. but-" "BUT??! B U T!?" y/n said hastily. "your.. butt is nice??" jk replied. "oh it's nice? 😏" "yeahh 😉" he said back. "well then..." *y/n shits all over the place* "Y/N WHAT THE HELL?!!?!??!3!2!2!1!1!!1!1! SSDHAHABDBHDHSHHSBHAHJJAJAJJSH" ............
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jungkook eats the shit.. and then died of bowel cancer 2 years later.
