It all started in my uni math lecture. His blue orbs....
glinted in the white light...
A package popped up to say hello...
A bulge so big and hard i imagined a rod of steel...
We were alone. Horny and ready to frickle frackle
i was bold. I went up to him and said " GET YOUR HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE OUT OF THAT COTTON PRISION AND INTO MY GASM CHASM"
He growled ferociously like a beast in heat , his eye turning dark
he then said "OK." then the real drama began...
the collisions were tickle ish
suddenly the door opened up
Ìt was the principal...
"WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING GOD OF EROTICA IS HAPPENING IN HERE?!?!?!?"
Silence. dead silence.
"CAN I STICK MY VELVET ROD INTO YOUR TIGHT SNATCH M'DEAR STUDENT"
This god of gods wanted to Gut the love salmon and bake the skin loaf in my fuzzy oven
"YES GET THAT LOVE MUSCLE IN ME FEMALE ORGAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Immediately,
