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Incorrect Quotes part 1
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Miruko: *talking about being a hero*
Tomomi: imma be honest with you......I'm only looking at your titties right now
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Aizawa: Tomomi you gotta stop repressing your trauma and talk to someone!
Tomomi: miss me with that gay shit
Aizawa: WHAT GAY SHIT!? YOUR MENTAL HEALTH?!
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Bakugou: *holds all of the grocery bags*
Tomomi: *holds out her hand to help*
Bakugou: *aggressively moves all the grocery bags to one hand and holds her hand with the other*
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Midoriya: FOUR FUCKING MONTHS
Tomomi: what's wrong with him?
Shoto: it's nothing, really-
Midoriya: THATS HOW LONG YOU FUCKING WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!
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Tomomi: *cleaning the entire dorm* what is that?
Denki: oh that's my pop tart rapper
Tomomi: YOU SEE, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND SQUIRRELS GONNA BE EATING YOUR NUTS! *aggressively cleans*
Denki: 😳
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Iida: okay, what are your mottos in life?
Midoriya: single and ready to mingle
Shoto: bi and ready to die
Tomomi: more expresso, less depresso
Iida: *concerned* no-
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Tomomi: that's it, YOU'RE ON TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Bakugou: *sitting on top of the fridge* THIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Tomomi: truth or dare?
Midoriya: truth
Tomomi: how many hours have you slept this week?
Midoriya: . . . . . dare
Tomomi: go to sleep
Midoriya: I don't like this game
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Bakugou: *giving dating advice* hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Kirishima: exactly how did you get Avalanche to date you?
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