jungkook dragged me by my bald head into the locker and I was squished up against the wall. His lips were so juicy and I wanted to kiss him but I noticed there was more people in the locker. I blinked my orbs and Jimin my hot high school bully started at me with his mochi eyes and said "welcome to the anti-oli London cult. We murder oli London and sacrifice pictures of him." Jimin was so hot as a cult leader, almost as hot as shrek!
I fell to the floor and passed out due to the hotness in the room. I cracked my head open and I said ow uwu.
as I woke up from my concussion I saw Hobi Oppar’s face inches from mine. I touched my bald head and there was blood as I had boinked it on the floor. Upsy dAisy doo!!!
“Get up!” Hobi growled, spitting in my face with his werewolf teeth.
“y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ye-e-s-s oppar” I stuttered, as he glared at me with his blue green purple black white grey pink orbs.
Then I heard a very hot voice from behind me. “You must obey the rules of cult leaders Jimin-ssi and shrek-ssi , this is a top secret operation!” Said Taehyung with his deep voice.
“Of course...” I said quietly as I took a seat around the shrek shaped table.
jungkook pov
y/n is so hot. she reminds me of my ex upsy daisy so much. My eyes teared up at the thought of her. I am still heartbroken from our break up, and although I still love her deeply, she is happy with iggle piggle now. I even wrote Butter for her to prove my love so she would come back to me, but she told me she doesn’t like Squashies body butter. I will forever be broken because of the way she broke me.
I watched as y/n talked to Jin-hyung about our top secret cult mission. I felt jealously run through my shrek-green veins as she smiled at his windshield-wiper laugh. I bared my teeth and charged at Jin, shoving him to the floor and punching him as upsy d- I mean Y/n watched open mouthed and blushed at how hot I was.
“JUNGKOOK STOP!” Namjoon yelled as he tried to stop me from killing his wifey. Namjoon cried as I stuck my hand down jins throat and pulled out his lungs and his kneecaps. Jin was dead.
Oopsies.
y/n pov
“you are mine now Y/n!” Said rip-off Edward Cullen flashing his vampire fangs at me. he is so cool and hot. just then, a knock on the door was heard and yeontan crashed down the door, with Barry b benson riding on his back and odeng carrying an emerald sword.
“EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!” Barry yelled. “THIS IS A ROBBERY!”
Yoongi screamed in terror as Barry edged closer to him.
“w-we don’t have any money!” Yoongi said. “but you can have her!” He pointed at me.
What???
“NOOOOOO!!!!! JUNGKOOKIE OPPAR SAVE ME!!!!!” I screamed as Barry dragged me away by my shein cardigan.
