Meet the cat in the hat part 2

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Gregory- Where did you come from ?

Cat froze and turm around.

Cat- Okay. How do I put this? ( Sweetly ) When a Mommy cat and a Daddy cat love each other VERY much , they decide to---

Cake: No no no, how did you get here?

Cat- My place !

Cat snickers and walks to the stairs.

Cole- How did you get here ?

Cat-(Annoyed) I DROVE ! Look I been here for 2 whole minutes and no one has offered me a drink. ( Playfully offended) How wrong?

Grimskull: Want some milk?

Cat- Milk ? Ugh , no ! Lactose intolerant. Youll thank me later~

Cat snickers and takes a tray and sleds down the banister.

Cyat- Surf's up! ( Chuckles ) Yeah !

Snips: Ooh!

Cat- Noce friends you got here. Oh homina homina homina!~

Cat zoomed over and sees a picture of Blitzo looking like an attractive girl and Zeena..

Cat- Who are they ?~

Cat scrolled down the pictures and his hat pointed upwards in shock as he turns red.

Maisie: That's my dad and mom

Cat froze in shock.

Cat- Awkward. ( Puts the photos in his hat ) I watch out for your drapes. Theyre gonna be a train wreck

Cat then sits on the couvh and on top of the napping Zomom

Cat- ( bounces on Zomom ) Thats the plushiest couch Ove sat on. WHO IS THIS DREADFULLY SQUISHY CREATURE ?!

Maisie: That's uncle Zomom.

Cat- A zomom ? You dont need one of those do you ?

Cat then grabbed a big hanger and hooks Zomom onto it before lifting the giant fat zeti on the hanger.

Cake: Whoa!

Grimskull: He's strong!

The kids giggled

Cat- So let me gwt this straight : You let this Zomom to lay on your couch ? That's disgusting !

Ice Cube: Kinda.

He then puts Zomom in the closet

Cat- I do it for nothing

Cat bursted into laughter

Muskrat: Whoa.

Cat- Now lets bring out the old Phun-O-Meter

He takes out a big gold device

Blaze: Whoa, what is that?

Cat- Yeah it measures how fun you all are

Time Skip....

Cat uses it on Snips and it landed on bed wetter. Cat tries not to laugh and shows him.

Snips: What the?!

Cat- Just kidding ! You're a short temperes pipsqueak Just as I suspected you all are ALL out of whack . In order , you're a desperate adventurous teenager, a bad boy , a rebel , a wild foreign, a gang of misfits , a shopaholic, a slouchy tomboy, a traumatized wreck , and a preteen criminal. That ilwill be 520 dollars who's your insurance carrier ? Ching ching !

Gregory- Well what do we do ?

Cat- There are two treatments I recommend : One is a series of painful shots ro your abdomens and knee caps

He takes out a big and sharp vaccine shot.

Crush: Yikes

Cat- And the other involves a musical number !( Sings ) Me me me meow !

Ice cube: How many shots?

Cat- "How many shots?" ( Chuckles ) Boy aren't you precious ?

When Cat turned around , his tail sent Ice Cube flying aross the room

Ice Cube: Whoa!

Cat puts a musical Disk in his hat.

Cat- Maestro !

Cat stares at the window.

Cat- I know it is red and the sun is less sunny. But we can have good fun that is funny

Crush- Bruh.

Cat- Its fun to have fun but you got to know hoooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Cat then coughs a hairball out.

Cat- Whoops. Hairball !

He throws it away.

Cat- I know lots of good tricks and I'll--

??- STOP THIS RIGHT NOW !!

They looked*

They look and see the angry Chester.

Maisie - Chester ?!

Chester- Yes it's me , Chester ! Was taking a cat nap , walked in here and saw THIS COMMOTION !!

Tito: How does your cat talk?!

Blaze: Oh.... *holds bottle of talking juice* He got into my talking juice

Cat- Oh he can talk. But is he saying anything? ( Mockingly ) No not really.

Chester- Ey Tux ! Can it ! This cat shouldn't be here , he should not be about , he should not be here when your parents are out !

Cat- Come on kids , you're gonna listen to him ? He licks where he does his business

Cat snickers and walked away.

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