Gregory- Where did you come from ?
Cat froze and turm around.
Cat- Okay. How do I put this? ( Sweetly ) When a Mommy cat and a Daddy cat love each other VERY much , they decide to---
Cake: No no no, how did you get here?
Cat- My place !
Cat snickers and walks to the stairs.
Cole- How did you get here ?
Cat-(Annoyed) I DROVE ! Look I been here for 2 whole minutes and no one has offered me a drink. ( Playfully offended) How wrong?
Grimskull: Want some milk?
Cat- Milk ? Ugh , no ! Lactose intolerant. Youll thank me later~
Cat snickers and takes a tray and sleds down the banister.
Cyat- Surf's up! ( Chuckles ) Yeah !
Snips: Ooh!
Cat- Noce friends you got here. Oh homina homina homina!~
Cat zoomed over and sees a picture of Blitzo looking like an attractive girl and Zeena..
Cat- Who are they ?~
Cat scrolled down the pictures and his hat pointed upwards in shock as he turns red.
Maisie: That's my dad and mom
Cat froze in shock.
Cat- Awkward. ( Puts the photos in his hat ) I watch out for your drapes. Theyre gonna be a train wreck
Cat then sits on the couvh and on top of the napping Zomom
Cat- ( bounces on Zomom ) Thats the plushiest couch Ove sat on. WHO IS THIS DREADFULLY SQUISHY CREATURE ?!
Maisie: That's uncle Zomom.
Cat- A zomom ? You dont need one of those do you ?
Cat then grabbed a big hanger and hooks Zomom onto it before lifting the giant fat zeti on the hanger.
Cake: Whoa!
Grimskull: He's strong!
The kids giggled
Cat- So let me gwt this straight : You let this Zomom to lay on your couch ? That's disgusting !
Ice Cube: Kinda.
He then puts Zomom in the closet
Cat- I do it for nothing
Cat bursted into laughter
Muskrat: Whoa.
Cat- Now lets bring out the old Phun-O-Meter
He takes out a big gold device
Blaze: Whoa, what is that?
Cat- Yeah it measures how fun you all are
Time Skip....
Cat uses it on Snips and it landed on bed wetter. Cat tries not to laugh and shows him.
Snips: What the?!
Cat- Just kidding ! You're a short temperes pipsqueak Just as I suspected you all are ALL out of whack . In order , you're a desperate adventurous teenager, a bad boy , a rebel , a wild foreign, a gang of misfits , a shopaholic, a slouchy tomboy, a traumatized wreck , and a preteen criminal. That ilwill be 520 dollars who's your insurance carrier ? Ching ching !
Gregory- Well what do we do ?
Cat- There are two treatments I recommend : One is a series of painful shots ro your abdomens and knee caps
He takes out a big and sharp vaccine shot.
Crush: Yikes
Cat- And the other involves a musical number !( Sings ) Me me me meow !
Ice cube: How many shots?
Cat- "How many shots?" ( Chuckles ) Boy aren't you precious ?
When Cat turned around , his tail sent Ice Cube flying aross the room
Ice Cube: Whoa!
Cat puts a musical Disk in his hat.
Cat- Maestro !
Cat stares at the window.
Cat- I know it is red and the sun is less sunny. But we can have good fun that is funny
Crush- Bruh.
Cat- Its fun to have fun but you got to know hoooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Cat then coughs a hairball out.
Cat- Whoops. Hairball !
He throws it away.
Cat- I know lots of good tricks and I'll--
??- STOP THIS RIGHT NOW !!
They looked*
They look and see the angry Chester.
Maisie - Chester ?!
Chester- Yes it's me , Chester ! Was taking a cat nap , walked in here and saw THIS COMMOTION !!
Tito: How does your cat talk?!
Blaze: Oh.... *holds bottle of talking juice* He got into my talking juice
Cat- Oh he can talk. But is he saying anything? ( Mockingly ) No not really.
Chester- Ey Tux ! Can it ! This cat shouldn't be here , he should not be about , he should not be here when your parents are out !
Cat- Come on kids , you're gonna listen to him ? He licks where he does his business
Cat snickers and walked away.
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Nowhere King is here
ActionToday is extermination day, Savy and her team are going to face Beige's team, later Maisie and her friends meet the cat in the hat. Later Shelly's, Megan's and Zoey's kids are born. Meanwhile Crystal is sick, and the only way to cure her is with the...