Child-friendly nirvana smut

In the secret sex cave of christ novoselic

so one day i, david eric "daddy" -i mean "dave" ghrol, got really drunk and  decided to sign up for a random guy's OnlyFans account. the first picture i saw of him was very attractive. he was wearing a maid outfit with big cat ears and no boxers. I saw his entire dick and immediately got a boner. I did not know a man would be this hot. I was screaming so loud Krist must have heard me. the night before we had spend about five hours watching porn of hot asf asian WoMeN in furry suits and another three hours having intense anal sex. when I tell you i had like four orgasms in ten minutes i am not lying. that man has the dick of a god. im getting of track... so this guy's cock... it quickly became the only thing i could think about and I could not resist the urge to masturbate. It felt even better now that indtead of my old neighbor i was imagining a ten-inch stick being shoved up my triangle-shaped asshole. while i was busy moaning krist walked in wearing nothing but bunny ears. "u know easter is over, right baby boy?" i asked him, my hand covered in sperm. "i know, catboi, but you can still look for eggs.." he said pointing at his HUGE COCK. "no krist, not no!" i shouted in the middle of my moans. thankfully he listened and left the room in tears. "im so sowwy my baby!!!" i yelled but it was too late. maybe later that day i could get the chmace to explain myself but, no not right now. I loved that boi more than anyone else. even kurt' hot-ass adult daughter wasn't as great in bed as that teddybear come to life...

it was now five o'clock and I was having dinner with krist and kurt's ash-jar. sadly kurt had started to roleplay a dead guy and forgot  how to fuction in society. so one day he  tried to delete his NeoPets account but it backfired and turned him into puddle of semen. Krist licked it up like the litlle slut he is and replased the semen with ashes he found on the  side of the road. how sweet of him!
       as i was eating all i could think about was hiw Krist seemed to get hotter but also balder everyday. It was kind of scary but at least his dick was still very much functional. I gave up on trying to swallow mushrooms in one bite and said to Krist "what is the weirdest piece of clothing you could be choked with? ". he looked up at me and within seconds he said "my MAGA hat." i surprised by his answer but took note of it.