~ put your grippers away ~ // mahito x purple guy ❤️

chapter 6 🦖

"hi" mahito said. he sillied and funnied a lot.

"we have news that purple guy wants to see u" geto said.

"he just saw me tho wtf"

"the author is running out of ideas and wants to write the gross slobbery makeout scene just let it happen mahito"

"k"

purple guy came [😘😏] in. he kicked geto the mankisser and volcano head guy out

"hey mahitoe 🥰🥰" purple guy said sexily. "hi" mahito said. suddenly he was perfectly healthy and capable of functioning on his own.

"we should hang out at my house" purple guy said. "wait wtf happened to the battle 💀" mahito replyed fartily. he sharted. "oh it was cancelled bc tony the tiger had a doctors appointment"

mahito decided not to ask any more questions. "hey purple guy i have smth to tell u uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" mahito said cutely. purple guy let out the nastiest, juiciest fart ever. "what is it my uwu gay catboy 🥺" purple guy said.

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"i...... 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

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"i love you....." mahito said.

"wow me too 😜😜😜🥰🥰🥰😘😘😏🦶🦶🦶😍😍😍😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵" purple guy replyed. then they made out while mahito was still in the hospital bed.

it was gross. and glorious. but mostly disgusting. im pretty sure mahito got covid from it. it was incredibly slobbery. its like if your dog licked you but x999999999999999 worse also mahito got the fattest boner from it.

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im not gonna write "their tongues swirled around each other's mouths, exploring every crevice and fighting for dominance" bc that would make me puke. not bc its gay just bc i hate mahito 💀

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also mahitos feet were involved. turns out purple guy had a foot fetish. so did mahito tho so it worked out

they got married and had 292837920293821929373729937338 babies together. yas queen poosay fart. then mahito was murdered by mankisser geto bc he was feeling cute, might delete later. also cuz anything for gojo 💪💪😍🦶

lmk if i should write mahito and purple guy's wedding

fin