jacob x edward

Untitled Part 2

chapter 2

as I finish I can't stop thinking about jacob.. was it him who opened the door? did he see me?

"how can you even get hard when you don't have blood?" says bella, tearing me out of my thoughts.

i just whisper something under my breath while putting on the unicorn panties bella and reny got me for christmas.

"I don't feel good, I'm gonna go outside, catch some air," I say and leave the room. now dear reader i'm not using bella just for the naughty naughty, but i just can't fuck her without thinking about that handsome longhaired werewolf.when i saw jacob and bella kissing i was mad. hella mad. but it wasn't because i was jealous that jacob kissed my wife, it was because i was mad that he kissed bella... and not me.

As I'm jumping from tree to tree I get a glimpse of some tall handsome male silhouette sitting by the lake. now i know i'm straight and shit but like jacy daddy could turn me gayer than the dudes from heartstopper.

Just out of pure curiosity I walk up to the guy but as I'm getting closer I notice the long black hair that falls so naturally over the males back as far as his cute little cheeky perfectly round butt. i swear as soon as i recognize jacy daddy i wanna bite into that little butt and soak all the blood out of it until it looks like an exploded balloon.

I step next to him and pet him friendly on the shoulder

"Hey buddy. How ya doing. i'm coming in peace, i just saw ya cruising here alone and thought i might join ya" i say nervously trying to sound manly. I'm shaking badly. "yeah k we chill na?" he answers without looking up from the rotisserie chicken. He eats that chicken with his hands and even the bones. and not gonna lie, i lowkey which i was the chicken. the way he puts his hand all the way up the chickens ass to get the tomatoes out.

"ehm yeah" i answer with a small voice

"Do ya want some chicky dicky?" He says looking up and as I catch a glimpse of his brown eyes I put my hands in front of my sweet sugar pot so he won't see my johannes (synonym for cock in German) rising taller than the trees surrounding us.

"What are you hiding, vampire?" he says smirking

"you think i won't notice but i can feel it.." he says and leans in closer..