(No serious trigger warnings in here other than the murder of Heather Chandler, Kurt & Ram *implied*, and some use of adult language, so if that bothers you, why are you even in the Heathers fandom? Gender Neutral Pronouns, No AU for this one)Y/N Jason had been going out for a while now. Nothing too big, just a few dates here and there, yet still it didn't matter. They had helped him through his darkest times and he had helped you with yours, still, he felt it wasn't enough.
"Okay, where the hell are we going?" they had asked, he just randomly showed up by their window at least an hour ago and just practically kidnapped them.
"Shhhhh, it's a surprise! Now stop asking questions!" he responded, putting his finger up to face, you were unaware of the action however because he had blindfolded them.
"Are you kidnapping me? You're kidnapping aren't you? Oh my god, I'm being going to end up like Kurt and Ram aren't I?" Y/N panicked, they knew he wasn't going to really hurt them, but sometimes he worried them a bit.
"No you're not being kidnapped! Not what did I say about asking questions?" he whispered-shouted at them, grabbing their waist as a way to guide them towards who knows where.
"Okay, okay, jeez calm down man, alright I'll shut up," Y/N giggled.
He let out a sigh and kept guiding them, occasionally scolding them for squirming around. Until they both stopped abruptly, Y/N almost twisting their ankle tripping over some plaque of some sorts.
"Ow, the fuck was that?" they asked, their voice dripping with pure annoyance.
Jason, being the dick that he is completely disregarded the question, "Alright, it isn't much, but, tada!"
He removed the blindfold from their eyes and revealed a small picnic setup. Y/N immediately recognized where they were located.
"Awwww, you brought me to the cemetery. This is where we shot Kurt and Ram!" they giggled.
"You think that's sweet guess who's graves theses belong too," JD added.
Y/N looked around and realized that these weren't just some strangers graves, they were Heather's, Kurt, & Ram's. They started giggling louder.
"Aww babes, thanks. You didn't have to do this,"
"Yeah but I wanted to, you helped me with my shit. And I haven't done anything to return the favor," he mumbled lightly, "plus, you helped me commit murder! Something no one would've even have the balls to do!"
The two of the sat down and Jason handed Y/N a slushee, who jokingly snatched it out of his hand, which resulted in the cup somehow splitting into two. Spilling everywhere.
"Wow, that cup lasted shorter than my parents relationship. I didn't even know that was possible!" They said, speaking in the most deadpanned tone as imaginable.
The two of them burst into a fit of laughter, the joke wasn't even that funny, but the line delivery just made it top tier. The two spent the rest of the night, making shitty jokes and talking about stupid shit.
(500 words not bad, anyways please check out my other story I just posted, and uh let me know if you have any requests, I will try to get to them as soon as possible. You can do any character except Kurt or Ram bc ew, why would you, *unless you want them together, cuz if so I will do request for KurtXRam* Bye!)
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Heathers Oneshots
FanfictionLiterally the title idk what you expect This is my first time posting a fanfic anywhere so it'll be rlly bad, sorry in advance Other character might have their own one shots too but I'll mainly focus on JD There will be smut & fluff (I'll mark chapt...