Naruto: The Uchiha Prodigy by Rifat

Chapter 19: Transition of the Old Status Quo

Location: Outside Konoha Onsen, Main Town, Konohagakure no Sato, Hi no Kuni, Kenso no Kuni.

Naruto Uchiha stood there not sure how exactly he should react to this.....whatever that the white haired man just did. First of all, his outrageous claims about his own proclamations really made the blue eyed Uchiha reevaluate his opinion of the Densetsu no Sannin. The first one he met was a man who was looking to take over his body and was a potential pedophile given how Kasumi kept describing Orochimaru 'biting and licking teme's neck with his mouth'. The second one was rumored to be a legendary pervert if not THE legendary pervert in Konoha and his opening act served as irrefutable proof that statement. He was not sure about the third one, but knew that there had to be some issue with her as well.

The younger brother of Shisui shuddered to think what the third was like but at this point he had significantly lowered his opinion about them. Sure they were undoubtedly strong and right now, they could probably bury him into the ground as he is right now. Then again, he did have the Mangekyou Sharingan and that alone was a game changer even if it was for a few moments. He would have to train with it even more since he holds the Kamui / Authority of the Gods now. But too much usage will result in deteriorated vision and then blindness at one point. However, that line of thought was derailed as Kasumi shook his arm a bit.

"Naru!" Kasumi said as she tugged on his jacket sleeve and Naruto looked at her with an obviously surprised look.

"Oh, sorry. I tuned out again." Naruto said and Kasumi pouted at him and he couldn't help but find her adorable at that moment. She was even doing that little pose where she put her hands on her hips. The small specks of red on her cheeks only made it that much cuter. He chuckled a bit and she poked his chest with her finger as she began to speak again. "You really need to stop doing that. And can you believe the gall of this pervert?!"

"Hah!" the white haired Sannin said with a haughty expression as if someone had insulted him. He then raised his hands in a dramatic motion before he began to speak. "You insult me by calling me a pervert, you little girl." He then paused and took a deep breath in.

"I'm not just a pervert." Jiraiya paused for a moment before his hands were making wiggly like motions as he spoke again. "I'M A SUPER PERVERT!" He screamed out loud and the teen couple stared at his outrageous proclamation with deadpan expressions as their frames turned completely white with shock.

Jiraiya then sent the toad back to his Summoning Plane before he came forward and looked down at the two. Jiraiya of the Sannin was a significantly tall man, much taller than Kakashi and this made Naruto feel a bit like a child under the Sannin's vision. He was looking at Naruto and Kasumi and the way she was tugging at his sleeve. He then giggled a bit and both teens' eyebrows twitched at the giggle as he began to write down in his little notepad again.

"Oh man this is gold!" he said. "Forbidden love at young age. People are just going to eat it up."

"Why you-" Kasumi said but Naruto held her back as he tried to stop Kasumi from unleashing her fury on him. "Let me go Naru! This perv's crotch has an appointment with my foot!" Even Naruto winced from the thing she just said.

"Calm down Sumi." Naruto said and she stopped for a bit but was mumbling something. Deciding to capitalize on this, he used his trump card. "Say, how about you go Ichiraku's I'll be there in a while."

"Huh? Weren't we going back to our house?" Kasumi asked as she tilted her head a bit and Naruto smiled sheepishly. Now Jiraiya yelled up all of a sudden with a shit eating grin on his face.

"You two live together as well?!" Jiraiya exclaimed with sheer happiness as he kept jotting down more points. "Man. My next novel is gonna be a-WHA!" Jiraiya couldn't finish as Kasumi firmly planted both of her feet on his face making him fly back as he kept rolling over before colliding against a concrete wall.