"Hold still, for the icicles from the mountains fall with the slightest tug." Kazuha said seriously.
"UGH! BABE CAN YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW!?!?" You yelled at the top of your lungs.
"Please, hold still" Kazuha struggled with the haircomb in his hand. He was scratching out the many years of dandruff in your scalp due to your rough childhood.
"Whatever... I appreciate you babe. Thanks for helping me with me with this," you smiled warmly at him. He let out a soft chuckle and looked down at your head with affection.
"Of course my love. You are the reason I live" he said in a romantic voice, contrasting his true feelings. He couldn't stand the feeling of dandruff flakes and scalp oil on his delicate hands.. much less the feeling of lice crawling around in his beloved's hair. But he continued to scratch, not complaining at all.
Kazuha leaps back..
"Bitch what are you doing, top left!! It's itchy!!"
"Girl you got flees, and lice.."
You look up at him. "And you're about to get a pink eye, SCTATCH."
Kazuha scratches deeper into your scalp.
so much that blood starts to appear, he leaps again.You look at him again annoyed bc your head is so mad itchy "What is it this time."
"I-its bleeding.." he says.
"pfft. SCRATCH."
He scratches deeper into your scalp, this time into your skull. he digs deeper as he don't wanna mess with you again but this time he hits your brain. "oh no" he thought.
You still feel itchy telling kazuha to move faster and scratch more
"bae I don't think I can go any further.." he said.
"Wdym?? there's a whole sea to discover up there, SCRATCH."
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