[This is completely satire, there will be prob spelling mistakes cuz im dumb af]
you go to dragonspine cuz u love dragons and spines 😍🤪
Omg u run into a small cave camp thingy and u see a random guy expiremrnting and u were hella confused cuz who tf expirments in the cold like wtf it freezing and he barely wearing a jacket 🤨🤨
Anyway u walk in and he was like "yoo"
U were like "omg hi hottie 🤪🥵🥵💅🏻"
Then ur like "marry me 🤪🤪"
He was like "sure babyy anything for you 🥵🥵🤪🤪"
His name was albedo
What a strange name
Everyone in genshin has strange names but are hot 😍🤪🤪🥵🥵if I get a single comment ill make part 2 im at the hospital lolz 😍🤪🥵🥵