im writing something again., i am litrally writing imagines whatever/. just of random people and ironically pbviously like everything else i do is. yu can request something just comment or whatever.
fred durst was sitting in his house watching tv. he ws half asleep and eating those chips that are shaped like cones or whatever.
suddenly a commmercial came on the tv. "wany prostitute i will sell you prostitue waigt isnt this illegal" the tv man said. fred was instantly compelled to dial the number on the screen "yes hello" fred says immediately after someone picks up "i wamt a prostitue now". "okay where do you livr" the guy on the other end asks "im not sure where i am right now" fred replies. "okay a prostitue will be sent to your house within 30 minutes bye" the man hangs up.
fred is like yippe!!!! yahooo..Q!!! he is dancing. he is dancing he is dncing. around the house. he sits and continues to watch tv hes soinging hes like im llooosing my religion he is secretly rem. what the fuck am i saying,. anyways 30 minutes later the doorbell rings. fred opens the door immediately. WAfrr!!!!!11 WOOO!!!!11 boner.
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so hot. "hi im serj im your prostitute or something" fred is like shaking "i am fred please ome in omg" he comes in and just stands there. "uhh ar you hungry" fred says mervous "yes please" serj exclaims. "okay com" fred goes to the kitchen and seats serj at the table.
"i will make you food it will be good okay" fred says smiling. "oka thanks" serj says surprised. he did not expect to get food from this. fred makes food in loke 3 minutes. "here thois is my favorite" he gives serj an entire plate of just a lobster "yumm uncooked live lobster" serj says excited. he eats it in one bite. delicoiu!s!!!!!!!11 "thank you so mch fred this is the best dinner i have ever had" serj says lookng at fred lovingly. "of coruse serj" says fred looking embarrassed.
"so fred are we gonna have sex or what" serj says confused "what" fred says "what is that" serj smiles very big "oh fred yiu are the most perfect man you will not make me have sex lets get married please fred" serj hugs him. "i still dont know what the fuck youre talkng about but yes" fred claims smiling now.
