Naruto: Ultimate swordsman by Isom

Chapter 23: Calm before the storm.

It had been a few weeks since the unexpected house party. While the party throwers were surprised they got off light they soon found out that they weren't getting off as easy as they thought.

What they didn't know was that was known as the ultimate prankster. Some of his pranks included fill all the ANBU uniforms with itching powder, putting a dead fish in the Inuzuka vents, covering the entire Hyuuga compound in rainbow colored paint, and finally painting graffiti all over the Hokage Monument.

How a boy no older than six and a dead last genin had been able to do that some people were still trying to figure out.

Needless to say everyone was then reminded of how Naruto had earned that title.

First was Suigetsu. The water using swordsman found himself with the bras of a lot of women. He didn't really mind at first until the women found out. Suigetsu found himself the victim of a beat down from of a lot of very skilled and very angry Kunoichi. Two of which included Shizune and Tsunade. It got even worse when their boyfriends showed up especially when Kimmimaru showed up, being out of the hospital, and beat the tar out of the boy for having Hana's underwear. Everyone was shocked, however, when Suigetsu found himself on the end of a beating from Kakashi who was, in fact, dating Shizune, and Asume who was dating Kurenai.

Second was Jirobo. The bipolar boy was put under a genjutsu in public making him dance like an idiot and become public laughing sensation. Though despite the embarrassment he did become a sensation with the kids on him being a giant and very funny. That was the only good part that came of it though.

Then there was Karin. The girl was basically blasted with honey in the middle of public and was then basically pelted with a bunch of bee hives. The girl was then seen running for her life through the village being chased by a large cloud of insects. She would have tried using her chakra pulse move, but she was nervous in case they belonged to the Aburame.

Kira woke up one day to find her hair had been dyed bright pink and had the words "I love perverts" written on her forehead. The girl was, obviously, approached by perverts, but they were then beaten down rather viciously. The Sword Princess of Konoha was born.

Mai found her entire room painted bright pink with bright an happy posters and really big stuffed animals. Even worse was that her clothes were all died the same color. Mai was basically scarred for life as she curled into a ball and rocked back and forth in a fetal position muttering, "so...much pink" over and over like some kind of mantra.

Ty Lee was basically put in the exact opposite. Her room was painted gray with really depressing posters and dark looking stuffed animal all over. Her clothes were dyed black and gray. She also had her skin make up painted ashen gray and black nail polish on her finger tips. She said that her mana was really lowered by the stuff and she was in a constant depression.

Kisame and Itachi...well they didn't have any problems because when they saw the party they quickly left so they wouldn't suffer the wrath of the Uzumaki-Namikaze heir.

Scorpion was attacked and knocked out in the middle of the afternoon. He woke up stripped down to his underwear, save for his mask, wrapped up in ninja wire, and suspended above the women side of the hot springs as well as multiple Icha Icha books. When he was cut down he was then beaten into the ground by some very pissed off women.

Azula was given a card from a secret admirer. Though she wasn't big on the whole romance thing she did find it nice. When she opened it she was hit with a glitter filled rainbow colored paint. All of which took hours for her clean out of her clothes.

Meanwhile all of the civilians members that were in attendance to the party found themselves with either itching powder in their clothes, stink bombs pelting their business, or being hit buried under a great amount of garbage.