Me and all the ducks were outside at the school we got scholarships with but we're we're out side with Coach Bombay
Jut then coach Bombay started talking
CB: Thank you. It's a great honor to be here today to introduce you to a truly great group of kids, Sure, they can be a little rambunctious. They've run me ragged and played more than their fair share or pranks.
I still haven't forgotten about those eggs.
But I hung in there, and they hung in there for me. We became the Quack Attack, the Flying "V", and the Bash Brothers. I've never had a better time. These kids are winners, each and every one of them. But more than that, these are good people. I hope that they enrich and enliven your school and your lives, the way they have mine. Now I hand you over to the capable hands of my old biology teacher and the current headmaster of Eden hall, Dean Buckley! Dean?
Dean: Gordon Bombay has a lot to be proud of. We are happy to welcome the ducks to our great educational institution. So, today it gives me great pleasure to award you these full athletic scholarships to Eden Hall Academy...
Where we hope the Ducks will be happy warriors and lead us on to glory and divisional championships.
Wow! That's a very.... Very long speech don't you think? Oh well, I'm very happy for me and my team and I'm proud of them for holding in there because we all know it was not easy.
|Time skip|
I was at school and I was walking with Julie, Kenny, Dwayne , Luis, and russ... but I could not get my mind off of one thing... Bombay was not our coach it was some dude named Ted Orion? I don't remember but I found out and poor Charlie because he was the closest to Bombay than the rest of us...
But, Boy may I tell you, KENNY FUCKING GREW! LIKE BITCH IS LIKE 6 FT! Ok maybe not 6 ft but STILL! Ok enough of my rage and more with my friends everyone had a huge glow up including me, but Kenny definitely had a hugeeeeee glow up.
Just then Russ stated
R: You know, I think this place is running very low on the brothers quotient.
J: Yeah. Hey, I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him I could come right home.
R: Thats nice.
Me: my mom said " if you don't like the school well to bad your saying there because I don't care" in Spanish like of course she would.
R: My dad said I better stay in the scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
L: You know, I heard in the dorm, that the guy played for the Minnesota North Stars and got suspended for punching out his own coach.
D: you mean the Dallas Stars. I heard he punched out a fan.
J: I heard he was a Buddhist. You know, like Kung Fu or Richard Gere.
K: Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist, He was a Trappist monk.
R: Are you talking about the old Kung fu or the Further Adventures of the New Kung fu?
D: Y'all watch too much TV
R: Shoot, that's the safest thing to do in my hood
I agree with that for sure...
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