Dave and Bambi x Reader Oneshots [CONTINUED IN V2!!]

"What the fuck?" - {David x reader} cRaCkShOt

this was requested and had no idea cuz im im school

David: hey y/n

y/n: what do you want David

David: lemme smash, pls

y/n: tf? David the writer cant even write smut

Muffin(me): WTF DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL

and yes i suck at it

*insert David in mermaid costume but cursed*
David: lemme smash

y/n: WHAT THe FUCK-