oneshots i write when I'm bored

lucio x reader

(A/N: soo, this oneshot is short cause it's kinda a crackfic and I wrote it in class because the inspo came in lol. also, there isn't any pronouns here so anyone can read this)

Warning: curse words and kinda sexual theme (not lemon or lime)

Reader's POV

"I still don't understand why you want me to do this" "You look so cute N/N!" "Lucio, this. Isn't. Funny" Lucio approached me, a smirk never leaving his face. "Who's the count here?" "You" "Who's not?" "Me" "Then, who should you obey?" "Myself" "You little brat-" "I know right?" I said cockily.

"Well, I'm not the one in a maid dress" He said teasingly. "Well, you forced me to do it!" "Not really, you lost a bet, and I have to say that I'm quite surprised that you actually decided to keep your promise" He responded.

"I hate you" "C'mon, don't be so rude, I know that deep down you adore me" "You perfectly know that I was drunk" "But everyone knows that when you're drunk you speak your mind" "That doesn't make any sense-" "As I said earlier, who's the count here?" "You" "And who lost the bet?" "Me" He suddenly took me by the waist and putted me on his lap, resting his head on my shoulder.

"And who looks amazing in a maid dress?" "Me I guess?" "The fact that you doubt it is sad" He said, leaving a gentle kiss on my neck. I couldn't help but blush a lot. His hands moved from my waist to my hips. "It's adorable how small gestures can make you flustered" I just know that he was smirking. "You son of a bi-" He shut me up with a kiss in the lip. I was shocked but returned it fastly.

"You look good in that maid outfit and I'm sure that you would look cuter without it" "What?!" "What?" "You pervert" "It's just the truth" "I still have no idea about why I like you" "'Cause I'm handsome? I'm rich? Maybe both?" "You just described a short dick man" "HEY! It's not short..." "You sure?" "Pretty much" "Let me judge it by myself" "Oh~"

(a/n: this is so shitty but I had fun writing it soo... have a great day ;3)