The Mystic Isles: The Great Pretender
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Wormwood: Dragon scales are shaped like snails
Hurricane dust is red as rust
Lava paste has an ashy taste
Dry quicksand crumbles like pie crust
Clover: The snails are scaly?
Wormwood: The snails are snaily
Clover: The paste is rusty?
Wormwood: No, the dust, see?
Clover: It's making me so headache-y
Wormwood: Learn this rhyme, it's worth your time
Soon you'll recite it on a dime
You'll be helper most sublime
But only if you get the gist and learn this rhyme
Hornet wax won't stain, relax
Mercury mist drifts in a twist
And this grass, it's sassofras
Frog slime flips just like flapjacks
Clover: So uh, the wax is grassy?
Wormwood: Lets' not get sassy!
Clover: The slime is misty?
Wormwood: The mist is twisty
You're making me so headache-y
Learn this rhyme, it's worth your time
Soon you'll recite it on a dime
You'll be helper most sublime
But only if you get the gist and learn this rhyme
Clover: Wax is here and dust is there
Wormwood: No, wax is here you silly hare
Clover: Quicksand flips and frog slime flakes
Wormwood: Frog slime flips for goodness sake!
That's it! Lesson over!
Because you refuse to get the gist
And learn this rhyme
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