So I'm at a grill and Pochi is right next to me.
And our hibachi chef comes up. And its....
SCARAMOUCHE@?@?@?
anyways
Im looking at pochi
cause pochi is pretty
(im not saying hes hot cause i cant call a 12 year old hot)
(im a minor btw im not an adult crushing on a 12 year old)
and scaramouche gets mad because scaramouche wants my attention >.<
so he pours hot oil on pochis face
and pochi starts to short circuit
cause yknow
hes a robot
and then gojo walks in
and yknow what he says??
he says
"yowaimo"
and i blush so hard cause thats so meaningful
and scaramouche is even more mad
cause scaramouche is like 2'3 and gojo is like 9'10
and he feels small
so then levi walks in
but levi is like -7'4
so no one can see him
and gojos lanky ass leg squishes him
and dilucs darknight heros senses tingle like spiderman
he has a feeling someone is injured
so he runs in
and just sees a creature with old man hair and a blindfold
and doesnt even notice the small fatui member next to him
but felina gushes over diluc and starts drooling
so he leaves cause he doesnt want another donna hanging all over him
but then
this #######
nyoro comes in
and i know she has a thing for pochi
so i push her off the balcony
because we are at the roblox kouhai hibachi grill
which has a balcony over the ocean
and she falls into the water
but nobody cares
cause i'm the main character
and then pochi stops malfunctioning
and then me gojo squished levi pochi and scaramouche all live happily ever after
the end
-crotchqueen23