One nosy pirate

Grubby little finger prints.

The ocean was calm and the sun was shining, and Usopp was doing his daily target practice. All of a sudden Sanji walked up and kicked Usopp in the back of the head.
"Hey, what the heck!" Usopp shouted in question, "How dare you walk into my kitchen without washing your hands!" Sanji yelled in anger.
"What? How dare you accuse me of such a thing!"
"I saw your grubby little finger prints on my counter!"
"What, did it even cross your tiny little mind that it could have been Luffy? You know how he is always goin' in there to steal food."
" Damn, didn't even cross my tiny little mind." Sanji quickly calmed down and apologized to Usopp for slamming his foot against his thick skull.