One nosy pirate

Baddie cookies

Sanji was walking across the deck when he heard clanking and clattering coming from the galley
"Who is in my kitchen?" Sanji thought to himself. Sanji assumed it was Luffy looking for food and stormed to the kitchen.
Sanji pushed the door open, while doing so he was surprised to see Usopp.
"Usopp, what are doing in here?" Sanji asks.
Usopp turned around when he heard Sanji's voice. In Usopp's arms was tray full of cookies.
"Oh, Sanji! I hope you don't mind, but I needed to use the oven to make these cookies."
"Oh, I don't mind, unless you didn't wash your hands!"
"I did I did jeez, we discussed this yesterday."
"Oh, my bad." Sanji says, "well, can I try those cookies?"
"Alright, alright," Usopp picks up a cookie and drops it into Sanji's open palm.
Sanji takes his first bite out of the fresh cookie. "Oh my god, Usopp! These cookies are bad!" Sanji exclaims.
"What? You're mean!" Usopp says back.
"No, no, I mean bad. Like bad in a good way, these cookies are baddies."
Oh, well talk about a bad choice of words."