Hello fucks it's your boi i'm older and dumber like usual, appreciate your yearly post to make love on beat to❤️😎😁😍🎉🥰🤯 i should get my own storytelling app to tell my wonderous stories in words. Or maybe that's too good for the world to handle
Mikan examined the body
«Oh man this shit looking GOOD»
She continiously slurps up the trail of blood as well as other liquids that happened to be on the body, from every single hole
«Oh shit i'm organism» she says when she has an origami
Other people walk past the scene horrified, because why the fuck would you not be, but one person stops to state some important words, which i simply think we all would benefit from hearing
«Stop! There are things you need to know!» an important Mahiru who was the one who came by and is giving the pregnant speech
«There is end in friend, there is over in lover...» she pauses to try not to sob
«And i think that's deep as fuck» she says with proud tears in her eyes.
Mikan prepares to drop a sentence which she knows will destroy Mahiru...
«but there is one thing you do not know, Mahiru...»
Her stance is menacing to anyone in the area, especially the MILFs
«What may that be?» a SUS Mahiru says amongusly, the local MILFs having recovered from the mancing stance
Mikan starts...
«There is cheese...»
Mahiru gulps in fear but also kinda positively quivers in excitement cuz the suspense is lowkey making her horny rn.
To be fair, this fanfic is listed as «smut»
«IN CHEESEBURGER» Mikan finishes, as well as getting done with her sentence
Mahiru like moans a lot cause she cums i think idk i haven't asked
And then mikan microwaves mahiru and since she's had such a long and exhausting day, she takes a well-deserved vacation to Spain to go get a tan, bask around in the comfortable summer sun, have good drinks and swim.
When she goes back home to japan she's back to her old deeds.
Except this time, she actually seasons the various surgery equipment and the random liquids she find in the surgery room before she eats them. Her favourite thing to do as a nurse is slurp up the delicious juices left after an operation :) sometimes they're slightly colored, other times they smell a little, and other times they kinda taste like radiation from 1 000 000 bananas.
And you may wonder, moral of the story? We never know for sure in life and in war who truly has won. And is it the whole war? Or just this one battle? We hear people say it all the time, that you may have won the battle, but not the war, and the use of the inspiration that is Sun Tzu - The art of war.
But i think we can all agree, that for this battle, this war, this life, who was the true winners all along? The MILFs.
I feel like a micro celebrity
