Dominate Me.

Please Don't Eat Me, I'm Too Young To Die !

So I’m drunk, like off my face drunk. Like totally plastered I can’t even think

straight drunk. Like…..Okay I’m out of analogies. Bastian challenged me to an all-

out shot dual. Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shot! Shots! 

“Ana”! Suddenly there was a hand in my face. I followed the hand to an arm the

arm to a shoulder. Let me tell you it was nice shoulder. “Liziana”! “Huh”?  “What”?

I looked in the molten sliver eyes of Sebastian. I smiled “Baaastieen.” He cleans up

nice with a faded blue cotton shirt and Levi skinnies with black beat up converse.

“Ana why are you smiling at me like that?” He started backing up palms facing me.

“Please don’t eat me I’m too young to die!”  Eat him? Die? My eyes widen

“ZOMBIES!”  “What! Where?”  Seb yelled jumping on top of my lap like I would

save him. Pssh! I answered his question with a shrug and pushed him off me. He

tumbled to the floor face first. I snorted at him trying not to laugh. He glared at me I

put on my most innocent smile and kissed him full on the mouth making a big

Muah sound as I did so. By this time he was standing and dusting himself off , he

gave a big creepy smile much like a gave him minutes earlier. “I knew you couldn’t

resist me.” Then his expression became horrified as he wiped his mouth with the

back of his hand. “Eww you gave a slobber kiss!”  

 I laughed Muahaha ! Sucker ! As he scowled at me I mouthed you complete me and did the sign

language from Austin Powers. Right now the bar was having a signing competition and I wanted to

get on stage. So naturally I started poking Sebastian. “I wana sing.” Lets go sing.” “I bet I can sing

better than you.”  “Wana bet?” “Huh?” “Huh?” “Huh?”

Eventually he grabbed me finger and….Bit It ! I pouted “Meanie!” He draped his arm around me and

said “let the pro show you how it’s done.”  I rolled my eyes his ego knows no bounds.  

As soon as he walked on stage and the music started I knew just what song it was.

Rosanna's daddy had a car she loved  to drive

Stole the keys one night and took me for a ride

Turned up the music just as loud as it could go 

The girls started screaming and that’s when I knew shit was about to go down.

I swear this one girl was about to faint.

Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio

She was shakin' (oh oh oh oh oh)

Snappin' her fingers (oh oh oh oh oh)

She was movin' round and round

That girl was shakin'

We started drinkin', weren't thinkin' too straight

She was doin' 80 and she slammed on the brakes