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Ed Sheeran is well known for his very evidently disgusting and inappropriate songs. He is also known for doing a doodoo mid performance, and has admitted to farting religiously while performing live.

Though, despite these, I have come to wonder about who Ed Sheeran is doing fun stuff with, to write such beautiful songs -- with imagery that I believe someone who has never done such things could never capture.

I have compiled a list of what I believe to be the most sussy suspects. I, in no way, use facts while discussing these, since I am basing these all off of speculations and beliefs. I am not undermining my statements by acknowledging this though, I am probably correct.

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