Eminem.
Marshall Mathers, most famously known as Eminem and Slim Shady, is a very popular and super poggers rapper. He has written a vast majority of songs, and not to be biased, but is also quite talented in this sense.
But here is where everything gets interesting, one can easily see the similarities between Eminem and Edward Cullen, who I will be referring to as Edwardo, because it sounds better. For one, both their names start with the letter, 'E'.
'E', is a wonderful letter, it is the most commonly appearing letter in the English lexicon. It is also a quite commonly appearing letter in many other languages such as Swedish, Dutch, Czech, etc. Also appearing in the names of Eminem, Ed Sheeran (three times), and Edward Cullen (two times).
They are also both a gorgeous shade of paleness, it is quite pretty to look at. This means that Eminem is an Alpha Vampire who is simply waiting for his Omega Horse Girl, and that is, of course, Ed Sheeran.
Eminem and Ed Sheeran also have several collabs, having a total of three collabs in several albums. They claim that they are, "good friends", but Eminem can't hide it anymore. Eminem is Edwardo who is a vampire, meaning that he has a fetish for Horse Girl blood, and he is in love with Ed Sheeran because of the quality time that they have spent together.
After recording they go to Eminem's bed, where he pushes Eddy to the wall and they engage in a series of activities. But I won't go into detail about these, since they are not the main concern here. The main being that Eminem is an Alpha and Ed is an Omega, is enough to prove that they belong together.
Where do they do fun stuff? At Dr. Dre's place after recording. I know this because I have based this off of my theories.
