if you feel like you want you're COD to be death by vampire then by all means go right ahead however if you have any reason to live DON'T DO THESE
ask how old they are
try to kill them
ask how they got turned (think of Rosalie's past from twilight most turned vampires' pasts are not pretty)
just flat out propose to them with no context
make immortal jokes
ask them questions about their past (unless they're okay with it
deny them blood (basically, be a blood version of a cockblock)
ask them to prove it (this pisses us off more than it should)
make fun of them in any way possible
talk about the pros and cons of immortality (unless they're okay with it)
don't hiss back ( yes vampires hiss)
flash a UV light on them
if they let you touch them like a hug or something don't bring up the fact that they're freezing
see how long they can hold their breath ( yes people do that)
make them shapeshift ( shapeshifting hurts so most don't unless they absolutely have to)
( i hate how this has happened before humans are stupid)....... try to speak our language......( so many humans have tried that before and ended up saying nonsensical things and offensive just by trying to "make us feel honored at the attempt"
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Vampire's
General Fictionso as a member of vampire royalty I have lot of rules to follow some understandable others i want to curse my ancestors for making so here's what is acceptable for vampires to do the list inclueds "peasants" "half-bloods" and "royalty"