Some Short Stories BY;LEI

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<li>Maganda ka. Pogi ako. Tayo na! (if ur serious wag to pls!)</li> 

<li>Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh. (pang high skul masyado!)</li> 

<li>Pahiram notes. (nyahaha! dami kya gamit n2! mga walang assignment palagi)</li> 

<li>Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Ume-epek kase eh. (mas mabuti kugn reverse)</li> 

<li>Sh*t! Umuulan!! Wala akong payong. (whatchatink?!)</li> 

<li>Di ba classmate kita sa Physics 72.1? (umm.. kung wala ka nmn subject na gnyan, baguhin mo tol!)</li> 

<li>Bakit ngayon ka lang? (pang duet lng to tol!)</li> 

<li>Nag-lunch ka na ba? (this very effective! or nag-merienda k n b? or samahan mo nman ako!)</li> 

<li>Sabay tayo! (do this regularly tapos wag ka pakita isang araw, u'll find out kung mamiss kanya, yuck!)</li> 

<li>Napanood mo na ba yung Red Diaries? Wala kase akong kasama eh. (this is stupid!)</li> 

<li>May groupmate ka na ba? (more stupid)</li> 

<li>C.R. tayo? (para lng to sa mga bading!)</li> 

<li>Excuse me, what's the time? (sabay hawak sa wrist...ala-Craig David) -- sabi ng tito ko pag di daw pumalag, halikan mo na! hehehe</li> 

<li>May nakaupo ba dyan? Patabi naman. (mas mganda wla nang paa-paalam!)</li> 

<li>Pwede ka ba? (pang pokpok!)</li> 

<li>Pauwi ka na ba? Pasabay naman. (mas ok 'to kung may tsekots)</li> 

<li>Apply ka na. Masaya sa org namen. (dapat effective yung approach!)</li> 

<li>Tumambay ka naman, gago! (huh?!)</li> 

<li>Talaga, wala ka pang boyfriend? Ako na lang! (nyeek! try mo nga!)</li> 

<li>Inday, paki linis naman ng kwarto ko mamyang gabi. (kung type mo atchay nyo)</li> 

<li>Should we talk now or should we just keep staring at each other? (bagay to kung nsa bar ka...)</li> 

<li>I don't usually do this (approaching strangers), but i'd rather take the risk than to live the rest of my life wondering what if... (sounds family!)</li> 

<li>Syet! Ang ganda mo!!</li> 

<li>Would you like me to buy you some kwek-kwek? (hehehe!)</li> 

<li>Excuse me miss. Pwede ba kitang mayayang mag-Quickly? Ayaw mo? Eh, kung canton na lang?</li> 

<li>Miss, bukas zipper mo. (better yet, gusto mo izip ko pra syo?) tOink!</li> 

<li>I like you...pramis!</li> 

<li>Mahal kita. (enough said!)</li> 

<li>Sx tayo?! (dOuble tOink!!!)</li> 

<li>do u have a name, or shal i call u mine? (cute to kahit corny)</li> 

<li>so, r u free friday nyt? (tapos?! dapat may plans ka na!)</li> 

<li>wats ur email add? may papadala akng magandang joke sa yo</li> 

<li>excuse me do u have a map...i got lost in ur eyes..</li> 

<li>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?</li> 

<li>F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (triple tOink!!! hehehe)</li> 

<li>Sx is a killer...want to die happy? (tOink! tOink!)</li> 

<li>My name's -----. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. (BASTOS!) =&gt;&gt; bastos tlga!</li> 

<li>Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.</li> 

<li>Can I borrow 5 pesos? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love. (ahh..depende kung san ka..sa manila, 7.50 ang minimum!)</li> 

<li>What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin -- me.</li> 

<li>Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.</li> 

<li>Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.</li> 

<li>What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.</li> 

<li>Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.</li> 

<li>Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.</li> 

<li>I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.</li> 

<li>Me lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.</li> 

<li>Daya mo. No one has a right to be as cute as you are</li> 

<li>MAGKANO KA BA????????!! (The most Electrifying line!!!) =&gt; ano?! pokpok?!</li> 

<li>Are your parents Greek??.. coz you look like a goddess!!! (very effective! hehehe..)</li> 

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