Tired of his horrible wife's antics Marty Byrde decides to skip town by hitching a ride out of the Ozarks. But only instead of a Buick or a Toyota, a trashy space saucer lands next to him.
Before Marty could do anything a drunk scraggly man jumped out of the space saucer.
"Hey im Rick the stranger... m-my onboard computer says your name is Morty and as luck would have it I'm need of a M-morty...."
Marty air quoted, "hi Rick the stranger... "
"Hey I know you think you're some kind of accounting super shit like Ben Affleck in that weird sniper movie, but trust me your level of intelligence is totally compatible to my ... previous Morty... your waves would work well with mine..."
"Marty for Morty what are the odds..."
"Hey I got 3 cash businesses.. in 4 timelines."
"You should have started with that rick... I'm Marty... Marty byrde..."
" I know who you are numb nuts now get in the car..."
"Okay okay..."
