Introducing our super ultra mega precious Official Hobi Wine which will be distributed only during special occasions.
It has very miraculous effects as it washes out all your sins you have committed from your birth till that date (but not after that). It will help all the children out there to wash some of their sins which might not have been cleansed by Hobi Water itself!
(☠️☠️☠️Warning: Not recommended to drink more than 1 full glass as it will make that person even purer than Father Hobi himself... which will be uh..... complicated..😶)
Thats it!
P.S: You all Nam-Christians can give a Shoutout of our new product in your message board if you want for the other children who are still unholy. Amen~
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