[ please don't hate on this i spent 11 months writing this UwU !!!!!!!!!!! ]
03:46 AM
It was a dark, starry night. You were on your way home from your friend, trying to arrive before your parents find out you're gone. On your way there, you bumped into... something, or well, someone, making you fall. He looked familiar, but you couldn't recognize why.
" Oh, sorry for that! Here, let me help you uhhh.... Sir? Miss? " He said.
" I'd prefer if you don't call me anything related to that. " You answered, trying to see what the man looks like. He had a red dino hat, white skin and hair, red bow and shirt, half-corrupted torso, fully corrupted left arm and errr..... are those pants? Is he even fucking wearing pants ?!?!? [ /nx you horny mfs. ]
" Oh, alright. " He stuck out his hand to help, though you denied because you just met him?? Obviously smh
" Thanks for the offer, but I'm not accepting any help from people I don't know, besides ur too emo 😡😡 " You said, upsetting him. " But- " *sigh* " Alright, see ya around, random person I don't know! " He said as he walked away. Oh well! You continued your journey home, and a couple minutes later, arrived at your house. You tried to sneak in as quietly as possible. Although you dropped something, it wasn't that bad!!!! right???
You entered your room and changed quickly, then went to bed. BAD night bc ur A LOSER and I HATE YOU /JKJKJKJKJKJK
[ m im not sorry
250 words !!!! ]
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Laughability × Reader !! // Familiar.
HorrorTHIS IS SATIRE, ALTHOUGH THIS SEEMS SERIOUS IT'S NOT. NOT SMUT, THAT'S DISGUSTING, HE'S A REAL PERSON GUYS inspired by the other one except this one actually seems legit
