Heeeeeey, ladies and gentlemen
don'tcha wanna hear some fresh news?
Oh, you are such a nice public
do you prefer hearing some cool stories?
But first, please let me introduce myself
'cuz I'm not an usual bard
Perhaps my voice will make you feel weird
Sorry for that, it's not like I'd want to control ya
"Wait.
What?
What did he say?"
"What the...?
How did he...?" so you say.
It's just that I wanna y'all to stay
So we can know each other
and you enjoy with me
You'll think that it's sad to make it in this way
but you don't understand!
I'm really enjoying this.
Don't judge me please.
Just sit and listen.
I don't wanna hurt ya
C'mon, you'll love it!
Heeeeeey, ladies and gentlemen
don'tcha wanna hear something of interest?
Oh, you are such a nice public
do you prefer hear some stories of the Gods?
Oh woah, you are so quiet
Oh please, keep smiling
Perhaps my voice will cause you pleasure
You're all addicted to that, I see it in your faces
I'm not surprised
After all I'm an unique bard.
You can thank me later
"Oh god,
what am I doing?
Wait."
"Wait, who...?
Did you...?" so they say.
It's just that I wanna y'all to stay
So I'll get all the attention
and I'll enjoy with ya.
I'll sing this, I'll sing that.
You'll do what I want
and you'll feel as I want too
Don't judge me please.
Just sit and listen.
I don't wanna hurt ya
C'mon, you'll love it!
I can't contain myself
I love to sing for ya
I have so many stories to tell
and so little time
Today as everyday,
I can't wait to know
How many people
will be there to hear my voice?
"Oh god,
what am I doing?
Wait."
"Wait, who...?
Did you...?"
"Wait.
What?
What did he say?"
"What the...?
How did he...?" people say
It's just that I wanna y'all to stay
So we can know each other
and you enjoy with me
I'll sing this, I'll sing that.
You'll do what I want
and you'll feel as I want too
It's just that I wanna y'all to stay
So I'll get all the attention
and I'll enjoy with you.
You'll think that it's sad to make it in this way
but you don't understand!
I'm really enjoying this.
Don't judge me please.
Just sit and listen.
I don't wanna hurt ya
C'mon, you'll love it!