The Love of A Lifetime

Minion Arrives

"MEGAMIND!" he gasped, horrified by this ordeal.

Megamind collapsed into Minion's arms. "He's trying to bite me!"

Minion set Megamind to the side, his mechanical heart throbbing in his chest. The drive to protect his omega soft uwu boyfriend like the top alpha boi he is was through the roof. He approached the sweaty ipad kid named Vector. He stared down at his ugly brown bowl cut.

"You look like the fuzzy cheeto that has been living between my bootycheeks." Minion hissed.

Vector cried out like he had been hit by a dump truck. "How dare you insult the bowl cut!!"

Megamind stood there watching, his uwu egirl makeup streaming down his face, staining his white gamergirl skirt.

"UWU get it Minion!" he giggled softly.

Suddenly, Megamind let out a stinky winky in his undies and now they were brown.

"It's okay, kitten." Minion chuckled deeply.