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•𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴• [1/?]

Damn. Look at that, I'm actually updating.

Most of these are gonna be gender neutral and Hunterxreader!

All of these were copy and pasted off of a generator <3

Plz enjoy :D

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• Y/N : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Hunter: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS

Y/N: Guilty

• Y/N : I'm incredibly fast at math.

Hunter: Alright, what's 30x17?

Y/N : 47

Hunter: That's not even close.

Y/N : But it was fast

• Y/N : What is your biggest weakness?

Hunter: I can be uncooperative.

Y/N : Okay, can you give me an example?

Hunter: No.

•Y/N , tending to Hunter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Hunter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

•Y/N : This is a mistake

Hunter, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Y/N : But not today

Hunter, still enthusiastic: *chuckles* Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

•Y/N , going over Hunter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Hunter: Yes

Y/N : Okay... may I know what you create?

Hunter : Problems.

•Y/N : You know, not every problem can be solved with a palisman.

Hunter: I know

Hunter: That's why I carry two palismen.

•Y/N : Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Hunter: Wednesay

Y/N : Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

•Y/N : Ok, maybe playing 'whose family-tree is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Hunter's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

•Y/N : Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Hunter: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Y/N : Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

•Hunter : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Y/N: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Hunter : Absolutely not.