A Gay Ghost Story

Chapter 1, Sugar Gay

"Wake up sugar-gay!" howled Jon in my ear as he slaps my desk. Startling me awake. I could smell his lunch, and it must have been something with garlic. The whole 6th period class watches, some snicker.

"Mr. Gomez? Are you with us?" asks Mr. Russo. "Yes sir, I'm here," I respond embarrassed. "It's almost the end of the year Michael, you better keep it together if you want to graduate." he sighed

"Don't worry Mr. Russo, I plan to pass." I don't want to stay in this god awful town another year.

I live in a small town in New York called Apple Hill, but everyone calls it Shivertown, since we have the coldest winters in the state. Some say it's haunted by the settlers who lived here in the 1800's. I don't believe them.

Feeling weak, I tune out the rest of Mr. Russo's lesson. He babbles for the whole period but he's got such a fat ass. He's won awards for his teaching but he really should be getting them for his dumpy. God damn he's thick...

I wish Pam were here, this class is really tiring; she can make any situation better.

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~RIIIIIIIIIIIIING~

Finally, a little bit closer to the end of the day.

"Mike!" yells Pam from across the hall. I smile at her, she runs my way, Dana right beside her. They've been dating for about a year now.

"hey danny-" I get cut off by Jon and his crew, he slaps my ass. "You like that fairy??" They laugh. I look down at the floor as most of the hall turns my way.

Pam glares at Jon. "It'd be a shame if you got kicked in the balls right now," Jon snickers at her. "I'm so scared" he smirks " how about you go make me a sandwi-"

He's cut off by Pam's leg smashing into his member. No kids for him. She laughs as he collapses onto the dirty waxed tile of the hallway. His buddy's jaws drop with him.

Then everybody clapped.